CaptainDesdi
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How to Make Swamp Chowder - a Desdi Floof Memoir by CaptainDesdi
Fandoms: Out of Placers
11 Oct 2025
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You may have met the yinglet Desdi Floof, "Zheytriarch" of Coze, (arguably) the best chef in the enclave. You may have had her nearly-famous, always delicious, usually nutritious Swamp Chowder. Desdi is a fairly old lady, quick with a smile and an offer of food. She's sort of a fixture in her enclave - but not everyone knows of her background, how she became such a good chef, and why she has such a vast collection of near-identical wooden spoons (each with a different purpose). Come along as Desdi writes her memoir - and maybe shares some recipes along the way.
(While this story has pain, fear, conflict, and injustices, it does have a happy ending.) -
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“So, um, there’s anecdotal evidence that shows that, ahem, people who have periods can get, um…” Her hands shook as she took the item from the drawer and removed it from its protective bag. “They can get relief from cramps by, uh,” she faced Crowley and removed the fully charged wand vibrator from the bag. “H-having an orgasm.”
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The shitty thing about having a form with a uterus? Period cramps. Crowley complains about hers, and Aziraphale suggests a sexy solution.
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Aziraphale’s the Supreme Archangel now, tasked with moving forward the next step in the Great Plan.
Then he gets a message. Hell has something he wants, if he has what it takes to retrieve it.
“You promised,” said Aziraphale.
Shax didn’t command the iron throne the way Beelzebub had. She was too conscious of occupying it, like a just-engaged girl gesturing with her newly beringed hand. Not asking you to look, but looky, looky, look.
It was an odd thing to be thinking about with Crowley chained on his knees between them.
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09 Oct 2023