Cardinal_Perplexus
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Every Day (Is Exactly the Same) by Cardinal_Perplexus
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Aug 2019
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Martin still works at the Magnus Institute. He just has a new routine.
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Sleeping Arrangements by Cardinal_Perplexus
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
14 Jul 2018
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Fenris can't always sleep at the Hawke Estate.
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My Kingkiller by CardinalPerplexusOldAndAbandoned (Cardinal_Perplexus)
Fandoms: Kingkiller Chronicles - Patrick Rothfuss
23 Oct 2016
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Perhaps Hawke isn't exactly who Fenris assumes he is.
Set during Enemies Among Us, after the scene in the Blooming Rose.
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Fenris likes poetry.
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Gurathin loans Murderbot his genitals during a medical emergency. It's...not as bad as it could be.
Noncon warning is for the inherent nature of the trope - these two are being as respectful of each other as they can manage (so, not VERY).
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Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
01 Jun 2026
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Set between Fugitive Telemetry and Network Effect, Murderbot inadvertently finds itself responsible for the welfare of a house full of children.
Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
30 May 2026
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Without a cubicle to reset its endocrine system, Murderbot goes into heat. Gurathin would normally be the last person it would turn to for the kind of help it now needs, but he smells so good.
With him, at least I wasn't at risk of anything emotionally complicated.
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- Part 1 of If Statements 'verse
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Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
25 May 2026
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You can’t be this stupid, ART said, which was insulting but also relieving, because it never talked to me that way during the trauma treatment. Maybe this wouldn’t turn into a BARF after all. Turn off your governor module, you idiot. It’s giving you brain worms.
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- Part 2 of sandbox environment
Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
17 May 2026
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Returning Visitor by convictionandintervention
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
03 May 2026
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My family is visiting, Dr. Mensah sent. You’re welcome to stop by my quarters this evening, if you wish.
Mensah stilled. In the feed, I asked, Can I take over?
I kissed over her skin the way her marital partners liked to. The way she liked, even when it was me.
Farai, Tano, and I all saw it, and we felt everything.
Bookmarked by Cardinal_Perplexus
10 May 2026