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You've never had an orgasm by another man before in your life, but every girl your next door neighbor, Simon Riley, drags home definitely has. You know that, because your bed shares a wall with his and you hear everything through eight inches of shitty drywall.
When Simon shows up at your door with a noise complaint about your performance, suggesting you could make actual noises worth staying awake for, you slam the door in his face. Then you spend the next three nights listening to him prove his point with someone else.
Or, in which, Simon Riley is a petty fucking asshole, even if he's right- especially because he's right.
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31 Dec 2025
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Simon had spent the past couple of years raising his daughter in relative peace and quiet, focussing on his little girl and saving the world for her. That is, until someone moved in next door while Simon had been deployed, and gives him the best biscuits he has ever had.
She's pretty too.
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Simon 'Ghost' Riley falls in love with his neighbour, and imagines completing the family he never thought he'd have.
I needed to get domestic!dad!Simon OUT of my head so here it is.
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31 Dec 2025
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The Gem of Wych Elm by Europolarist for Her_Royal_Majestrix
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
20 Jan 2022
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Completely self-serving, smutty AU of “Hunsford Tale”.
What if a slightly different Heidi had ended up in the Pride and Prejudice universe, but under completely different circumstances and two years ahead of time. This Heidi is a little more… fluid than the original Heidi, as I remain vague about her background and might have (for the story) changed a bit of her past for flavor (i.e. she didn’t suffer the tragedy of a cheating fiancé, a lost job, rather than her mother being the obsessed one Heidi knows all the things about PnP) and the gentlemen cousins are not quite so gentlemanly as they are normally portrayed. They will be, for the most part, completely out of character.
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30 Nov 2025
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In My Life, I Love You More by Greenlady21
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Nov 2025
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AU of my other work, Lead Me to Your Door. What if Harry had actually been reborn in Westeros, instead of being brought there?
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Harriet Potter is reborn as Princess Hariel Baratheon, eldest child of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister.
She's not too sure about this new world, and having parents is turning out to be much more trouble than she'd known.
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09 Nov 2025
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Harper Weasley does not belong to this world, and she knows it.
(But that doesn’t mean she’ll let a madman tear apart her family.)
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17 Aug 2025