Chronicallyillwitch
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“Just to prepare you, I'm going to have you raise your arms. I will take the back of my hands and brush them across your front, your sides, and then along your waistband. Then I will move behind and repeat the process along your back and arms.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“That is- highly inappropriate.”
“Tell that to your hard-on.”
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Rio Vidal is a TSA Agent & Agatha Harkness is a menace. I think these two freaky idiots are going to fall in love.
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14 Jan 2026
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Agatha gently shook her head, giving up. “She’ll be here in an hour. But you have to promise me to behave yourself.”
“What do you think I’ll do?”
“Hit her?” Agatha almost grinned, “Mark your territory and intimidate her?”
“It’s my wife and kid we’re talking about–”
“Ex.”
“What?”
Agatha narrowed her eyes, a certain pain lingering behind the aqua. “Ex wife, Rio. I’m your ex wife, you're my ex wife.”
“I said that.”
“No,” She blew out a tired breath. “You didn’t.”
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Agathario have been divorced for 3yrs and Rio has never fully accepted it, until Agatha gets serious about someone else. Rio has to move and acknowledge that they're out of time and the best days are behind them...or does she?
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- Part 1 of Numbers From Heaven
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10 Jan 2026
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Between the folds of a bloodstained tarot,
Agatha hunts the silences.
She reads the dead like one reads dreams:
in a whisper, without blinking.Then comes Rio,
a quicksilver pen, an evasive gaze.
They draw near, brush against each other, ignite.But love, sometimes,
wears a mask.
And crime, a scent one recognizes too late.They cross paths between two silences,
one searching for answers,
the other already knowing everything.
Agatha reads the dead, Rio writes to warn the living.
They decode each other in half-words,
in the echo of the cards and the vertigo of bodies.
Something burns.OR
FBI agent Agatha Harkness is tasked with hunting down Lady Death, a meticulous serial killer who leaves behind no trace but fear itself.
What Agatha doesn’t know is that the woman she’s irresistibly drawn to enigmatic crime journalist Rio Vidal is the very killer she’s chasing.Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
17 Dec 2025
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“There’s one thing I should probably tell you, if you’re still interested in the room," Agatha said.
“I’m interested.” Rio looked up at her then, their eyes connecting again instantly. Blue meeting brown.
“I’m pregnant.” She watched for a reaction.
Rio pressed a hand to her heart. “Am– am I the father?” she stuttered theatrically.
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Agatha Harkness is pregnant, recently dumped, and in need of a roommate to help pay her mortgage. Rio Vidal just so happens to be looking for a place on Craigslist.
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17 Dec 2025
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You're Welcome to Try (You Wouldn't Be the First One to Fail) by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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Agatha and Rio are teachers at the same school. It's Rio's first year there, and she doesn't appreciate the way Agatha treats people. She makes a comment about teaching Agatha some manners when she thinks Agatha's left the room, and Agatha overhears, issuing her own challenge. "You're welcome to try."
Written for day 3 of AgatharioKink: brat/brat tamer
but it will be a multi-chap
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15 Dec 2025