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“Just to prepare you, I'm going to have you raise your arms. I will take the back of my hands and brush them across your front, your sides, and then along your waistband. Then I will move behind and repeat the process along your back and arms.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“That is- highly inappropriate.”
“Tell that to your hard-on.”
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Rio Vidal is a TSA Agent & Agatha Harkness is a menace. I think these two freaky idiots are going to fall in love.
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14 Jan 2026
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Agatha gently shook her head, giving up. “She’ll be here in an hour. But you have to promise me to behave yourself.”
“What do you think I’ll do?”
“Hit her?” Agatha almost grinned, “Mark your territory and intimidate her?”
“It’s my wife and kid we’re talking about–”
“Ex.”
“What?”
Agatha narrowed her eyes, a certain pain lingering behind the aqua. “Ex wife, Rio. I’m your ex wife, you're my ex wife.”
“I said that.”
“No,” She blew out a tired breath. “You didn’t.”
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Agathario have been divorced for 3yrs and Rio has never fully accepted it, until Agatha gets serious about someone else. Rio has to move and acknowledge that they're out of time and the best days are behind them...or does she?
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- Part 1 of Numbers From Heaven
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- English
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- 125,565
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- 25/?
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
10 Jan 2026
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Between the folds of a bloodstained tarot,
Agatha hunts the silences.
She reads the dead like one reads dreams:
in a whisper, without blinking.Then comes Rio,
a quicksilver pen, an evasive gaze.
They draw near, brush against each other, ignite.But love, sometimes,
wears a mask.
And crime, a scent one recognizes too late.They cross paths between two silences,
one searching for answers,
the other already knowing everything.
Agatha reads the dead, Rio writes to warn the living.
They decode each other in half-words,
in the echo of the cards and the vertigo of bodies.
Something burns.OR
FBI agent Agatha Harkness is tasked with hunting down Lady Death, a meticulous serial killer who leaves behind no trace but fear itself.
What Agatha doesn’t know is that the woman she’s irresistibly drawn to enigmatic crime journalist Rio Vidal is the very killer she’s chasing.Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
17 Dec 2025
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“There’s one thing I should probably tell you, if you’re still interested in the room," Agatha said.
“I’m interested.” Rio looked up at her then, their eyes connecting again instantly. Blue meeting brown.
“I’m pregnant.” She watched for a reaction.
Rio pressed a hand to her heart. “Am– am I the father?” she stuttered theatrically.
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Agatha Harkness is pregnant, recently dumped, and in need of a roommate to help pay her mortgage. Rio Vidal just so happens to be looking for a place on Craigslist.
- Language:
- English
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- 120,423
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 1,303
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
17 Dec 2025
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You're Welcome to Try (You Wouldn't Be the First One to Fail) by Lexus (Beautiful_Ruin)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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Agatha and Rio are teachers at the same school. It's Rio's first year there, and she doesn't appreciate the way Agatha treats people. She makes a comment about teaching Agatha some manners when she thinks Agatha's left the room, and Agatha overhears, issuing her own challenge. "You're welcome to try."
Written for day 3 of AgatharioKink: brat/brat tamer
but it will be a multi-chap
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- English
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- 82,051
- Chapters:
- 22/?
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- 2
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
15 Dec 2025
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“I have one final question,” Agatha said, scaling the few paces between them and yanking Rio’s arm around, desperate this time, anger having faded entirely.
“Do you actually not understand how to count?” Rio sighed, tugging her arm away and stumbling towards the door. “I answered your three questions.”
“No,” Agatha hissed, stepping forward, one arm on either side of her, caging Rio until her back pressed against the wall. “You have to answer this question. This is the only one that matters.”
Rio raised her head, eyes glistening with unshed tears.
But she said nothing, so Agatha asked anyway.
“Do you love me?”
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When the notorious philanderer Lady Harkness agrees to an impulsive marriage with her best friend’s sister, she does not expect to find herself face-to-face with the lover who had left her behind a decade ago. Yet, what begins as a fiery waltz quickly transforms into a web of haunting memories and confessions that stay dead on bitten tongues.
As the ghosts of the past swirl around Agatha’s bleeding heart, one must ask, if the arrival of one’s deepest desires is ever truly that simple, or if one wrong tug, one undead question, could bring it all crumbling down?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 161,635
- Chapters:
- 15/20
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
29 Nov 2025
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where art thou, why not uponeth me? by saturnreturn for midwestprincess_01
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
22 Nov 2025
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Dr. Vidal takes the wand and slowly slips it inside of her. It goes in seamlessly. Agatha’s neck feels tense, and she tries to lean her head back to loosen things up.
“Are you sure you’re okay?” Dr. Vidal looks up at Agatha with big baby brown eyes. “If you’re anxious, we can stop, or I can give you a pheromone patch—”
“I’m perfectly fine,” Agatha snaps, and then she blurts out, “I’m not nervous!”
Dr. Vidal just blinks at her owlishly, and Agatha presses her lips together. Fuck. What if the doctor connects the dots? Agatha isn’t nervous, just embarrassed. It isn’t her fault she encompasses a physical body and, by objective accounts, Dr. Vidal is attractive.
And smells good.
Whatever.
“Okay,” Dr. Vidal says softly. “My apologies.”
_____OR, Agatha finds herself in a predicament: she's pregnant, single, and in her forties, and the only gynecologist that is qualified to help her is alpha Dr. Rio Vidal.
Written for Agatha All Along Week, day 7: breeding ;-)
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- English
- Words:
- 19,750
- Chapters:
- 2/3
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- 1
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- 118
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- 14,132
Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
29 Nov 2025
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“Uhm… I'm R-Rio.”
Agatha begins to grin, slow and deliberate, like a cat who’s just spotted a mouse with a limp.That girl is into her, isn’t she? The wide eyes, the nervous lip-biting, the way she clutches her skirt like it might shield her from whatever was happening inside her chest. Crush at first sight. Oh, the poor thing has no clue what’s hit her.Twenty-somethings Agatha and Rio are forced to go on a camping trip with their respective families.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,397
- Chapters:
- 6/7
- Comments:
- 325
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- 1,022
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
29 Nov 2025
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What happens when Rio Vidal is down on her luck and cleaning shit out of cages to earn money to pay for her degree?
She gets desperate.
What happens when she gets desperate?
She agrees to a tentative arrangement with a hot forty-something woman she met at a bar and fucked while hammered to join together and do something a little more... lucrative.
With a strangers-with-benefits title beneath their belts, what could it hurt to film their escapades and make some money while doing it?
OR, the Agathario Pornstars AU.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,836
- Chapters:
- 25/27
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 341
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- 710
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- 72
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Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
28 Nov 2025
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Based on her age and the fact that Rio knows all the attendings, she must be a new intern.
But what intern shows up as a welcome BBQ for their new job in that.
Her high waisted jean shorts cut off at her butt. No, above her butt, the sloped edges of her ass hanging out the back. Despite the fact that she looks no more than 5’4”, her legs look impossibly long. The expanse of smooth, milky skin stretches down to her feet, adored in high heeled wedges completely inappropriate for the venue. Her brunette hair is tied up in a ponytail, but still reaches halfway down her back in messy waves. She’s wearing a deep purple crochet top, cropped to above her belly button. As she heads for the cooler without a word, Rio can see the criss-crossed ties forming three perfect bows across her bare back.
Christ.
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---Dr. Rio Vidal, internal medicine attending and her annoyingly charming intern, Agatha Harkness.
Older Rio/younger Agatha as doctors AU; ie if the coven was like Grey's Anatomy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,751
- Chapters:
- 24/?
- Comments:
- 684
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- 1,313
- Bookmarks:
- 268
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- 50,833
Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
27 Nov 2025
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Kingdom Dance - Medieval AU by LovettBlack
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
08 Jan 2026
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The eternal vacation of the Vidal heiress has come to an end. With her father’s abdication, Rio was forced to take the Throne. Her first task? strengthen ties with her kingdom’s greatest trade partner, the Harkness. And their queen, known as the “mad queen".
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 141,490
- Chapters:
- 14/15
- Collections:
- 1
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- 122
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- 278
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- 43
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- 12,329
Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
06 Nov 2025
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A Prequel within a Sequel
Present : Rio and Agatha finally have Nicky. Join them as them as they juggle the new struggles of parenthood and the joys of Nicholas' milestones. But what happens when the presence of the real world starts pressing in again? How will they juggle the pressing of family and friends on their privacy and the slow changes they face as their relationship evolves.
Past : Agatha finally escapes the clutches of her mother, running away to Harvard with her best friend, and only set on graduating to get as far as possible from the past that haunts her. But fate has other plans, landing Rio Vidal, a plant biology student and volunteer firefighter in her orbit. Rio infuriates her with her bold stance, the confidence that radiates around her, and a level of control that Agatha can't seem to obtain amidst her chaos. As their planets collide, a spark grows from their destruction... one that Agatha's heart can't ignore.
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Part two of "Somewhere Only We Know"
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Moments with Nicky in the present. In the past, how they fell in love.
(recommend to read SOWK first)Series
- Part 2 of The Great Harkness-Vidal Love Story
Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
10 Oct 2025
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So I wanted to write a groomy Agatha/needy sub Rio fic, and then I read Pretty Girl by Magnolie and I was like omfg this fic is the most epic groomy Agatha fic that was ever ficced. And I asked her if she minded me doing a similar premise and she said to go for it! So I'm going for it. Thank you to Magnolie =D
Rio is sentenced to 90 days of therapy. Agatha is the therapist.
Bookmarked by Chronicallyillwitch
06 Oct 2025
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she looks like the real thing (she tastes like the real thing) by agatharioluvr
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), The White Lotus (TV)
01 Oct 2025
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“But you know what I liked even more than the sex?”
“What?”
“The lead-up. The tension. The flirting. The nights where you can feel it building and building, and no one’s saying anything out loud yet... but you both know how it’s gonna end.”
Agatha swallowed. Something about the way she said it made her stomach flip-flop.
“You like the anticipation.” She offered.
Rio nodded. “I like drawing it out. I like watching women squirm. I like knowing I could have someone if I wanted to… but waiting. Making her want it more.”
Agatha raised her brows. “You sound like a tease.”
“I am.” Rio said easily, flicking ash into the tray. “But only when I know it’ll drive a girl crazy.”
OR, a White Lotus AU of Agatha All Along!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,315
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- 14/20
- Comments:
- 389
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- 1,188
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- 262
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- 35,272
Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
29 Jul 2025
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Rio Vidal hasn’t bitten a living person in almost a century - not even when the hunger scraped her ribs raw.
No, she follows her rules, the ones she carved into herself - and she never breaks them. Not ever.
Until one night, after neglecting her hunger for almost a week, she gets sloppy sneaking into Westview Memorial's Blood Bank and a dark-haired, really beautiful nurse puts her hand in front of her food.
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or recluse vampire g!p Rio and nurse Agatha w a biting kink- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 57,181
- Chapters:
- 9/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 396
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- 1,323
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- 235
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- 40,816
Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
28 Jun 2025
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Hungry - Hannibal AU by LovettBlack
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Hannibal Lecter (Hopkins Movies), Hannibal (TV), Marvel
11 Jan 2026
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Agatha is in the last semester of Medical School and becomes enchanted by Professor Rio Vidal, a famous, brilliant, seductive, and cultured surgeon. But behind the elegance, a dark appetite is hidden. And Agatha might be Rio’s next meal.
Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
29 May 2025
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Beats for Me by hurricxneamelia, thetbone
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
09 Jan 2026
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Death is devoted to her job, which includes getting rid of abominations that threaten the balance. Rio is devoted to Agatha, who has become…an abomination that threatens the balance. The two may have survived the Road, but now, they have to navigate an even longer, more complicated one.
Featuring: Rio accidentally befriending Alice and her cat, Jen reluctantly becoming Agatha’s midwife, Lilia proving that time is indeed non-linear, and Billy just trying to survive Professor Harkness' magic lessons.
Basically, our version of Agatha All Along Season 2. (But, like, if it moved to HBO, because there’s a lot of saying “fuck” and also actual fucking.)
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- Part 2 of "Beats for..." Series
Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
01 May 2025
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Rio Vidal was transferred to Maximum Security Prison. There, she met Agatha Harkness, the shark who ruled the institution like it was her personal estate.
They want to destroy each other.
They desire each other's despair.Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
27 Apr 2025
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Chapter 17:
here's 10k words of pegging...
and your reminder that the fortnite battle pass ends soon make sure you log in and complete your battle pass
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- G!P Rio! <- that’s your warning- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 84,585
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 380
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- 1,562
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- 245
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- 73,677
Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
12 Apr 2025
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A one shot collection of requests
I do anything from basic to more complex, simply you tell me and I'll do my best to oblige
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- Part 1 of Cosmos
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,095
- Chapters:
- 18/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 202
- Kudos:
- 235
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- 14
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- 5,687
Bookmarked by Fathermoose (Chronicallyillwitch)
28 Mar 2025