Clarence_is_lazy

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    Uchiha Sasuke has not been having a very good time™ and waking up in his nine-year-old body, in a new universe, without his family, is perhaps the worst thing that could have happened to him. Now, he's going to try and find a way back home if only these weirdos in suits would leave him alone.
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    Jason tries very hard to tame a feral cat. The others help.

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    The edit of a lifetime, its gorgeous NOW WOTH ADORBS MURDER CHILD
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    He spends another twenty minutes staring at his phone before he musters up the courage to call Darla.

    It rings for several minutes. For a moment Bernard thinks he’s gonna get kicked to voicemail, which is exactly the kind of anticlimactic bullshit the universe would drop on him for being anxious about this.

    The phone picks up, a quiet out-of-breath noise in his ear.

    “Hey, dumbass,” Darla’s voice says. “You okay? Tim thinks you’ve been kidnapped.”

    It’s her voice. It’s young and smooth and tripping over the corners of words in the ways a gangly teenager does, and how did she ever sound this young?

    “Bernard?” Darla says, worried.

    Bernard hangs up.

    Post-Cult-of-Dionysus Bernard gets stuck in a time loop of the day Darla Aquista dies, which sucks just, royal balls.

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    In which Firefighter Percy Jackson joins station 118 of the Los Angeles Fire Department.

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    The Riodanverse x 911 abc crossover nobody asked for ;)

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    A collection of chapters (long and short) that contain abandoned fic ideas and more. My graveyard of prose (and me just clearing out my unfinished drafts in google drive). Contains self-insert OC ideas and crossovers between fandoms. Mostly SI-OCs!!!

    Comment at the bottom if you want to see one of the chapters be turned into a full fic, or if you'd like permission to create your own work based off it.

    chp 1, 14, 44, 45, 49, 59-62 - Harry Potter oc-inserts
    chp 6, 35 - Attack on Titan oc-insert
    chp 7, 8, 12, 27, 29-34, 36, 41, 42 - Naruto oc-inserts
    chp 9, 24, 26 - Fullmetal Alchemist oc-inserts
    chp 17, 46-48, 51 - HunterxHunter oc-inserts
    chp 20, 52, 57, 67 - Percy Jackson oc-inserts
    chp 22 - RWBY oc-insert
    chp 23, 40 - My Hero Academia oc-inserts
    chp 43 - Bungou Stray Dogs oc-insert
    chp 50 - Twilight oc-insert
    chp 53, 63 - Game of Thrones oc-insert
    chp 54 - MCU oc-insert
    chp 55 - Star Trek oc-insert
    chp 56 - Legend of Zelda BOTW oc-insert
    chp 58 - Walking Dead oc-insert
    chp 64-66 - Batman oc-insert
    chp 68, 70 - Hobbit oc-insert
    chp 69 - ATLA oc-insert

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    There's basically everything SI Insert you could want here
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    To stop Thanos, Stephen Strange is forced to cast a spell where the Avengers and co are kicked out of their home dimension and placed into a complete new one to start anew.

    But weakened in battle, Strange only had enough strength to bring half of the heroes in Gotham, the rest were all scattered into various hidden limbo realms within the multiverse until they could safely be retrieved.

    But with no money any only the gear they came with, they have no way of getting the materials needed to build the portal needed to bring their missing friends home.

    At least, not legally.

    Deciding to temporarily turn into a crime mob, the Avengers are now known in Gotham as a gang of criminals who steal high tech machinery from LexCorp, Wayne Industries, etc.

    The Avengers are now fighting to not just bring their missing family and friends back to this new dimension, but to throw off the bat and bird themed vigilantes that are hunting them down.

    Only one thing was certain in this dimension: chaos was an inevitability.

     

    (Bad explanation, just read at this point).

     

    I’m not purchasing any artwork or anything similar, thank you

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