14 Works by ClassifiedRed
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I'm hesitant in the way this may come off as strange to some but I myself am FTM so like, this is MY weird fic, whatever. Basically, web series era. Matt is ftm and Jay is a very normal person, he doesn't care that's just Matt. Except he's very morbidly curious about his best friend changing on HRT. The more masculine aspects Matt grows into, the more Jay is attracted to him. Per web series like 2008, time period things are like, Jay learns things via porn even though that is not the one way should learn about anything lol.
(CW: vaginal penetration and use of the word clit for anatomy)
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“Hey Matt can I ask you a….weird question?”“Some weeks I think you go for a personal best of weird questions Bird.”
Jay turned his head looking at Matt, unamused, Matt looked at him from above the DS, “but go on.”
Why the fuck was he even trying to ask this.
“Bird?” Matt peeked over the top of the DS again.
“How do you jerk off?” Jay's face felt hot in a rush, he groaned as he moved his hand to his face, dragging his hands down his face. “I don't mean like- I just don't- It's not-” Jay had a pretty good idea how Matt would, but he was still curious enough it ate away at a majority of his brain.
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(Web series era.)
Matt finds himself missing the days that when he and Jay fought and Jay got physical with him. He thinks its all for laughs and entertaining himself, except for Jay getting particularly harsh with Matt for the first time in years and the tension that had been building under Matt's skin bubbles over. When he feels struck by his best friend who hit so hard he knows there will be bruises, Matt finds his blood is pumping for reasons more than the sharpness of pain.
-“I’m sorry Jay, could you repeat that? I wasn't listening." Matt wasn't even lying to piss him off, this time.
Jay's eyes went wide with anger and the next thing Matt knew he fell back into the piano bench seat, his face stringing from where Jay had slapped him. Jay, still gripping Matt’s arm, twisting it slightly. Matt felt dizzy as he looked up at Jay, still hardly listening.
Again, he silently begged.
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I'll be your Everything, your Friend, your Brother, Dad, Lover or Foe. I just Love you so. by ClassifiedRed
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
06 Mar 2026
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The twins are bonding! How great except Copia gets a little obsessed with his twin, and his twin accidentally gets turned on when Copia uses a "parental" like tone on him. The twins don't know how to talk shit out, accidentally Turing each other on until they eventually have sex.
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Perpetua finds Copia back stage waiting for him. After months, they've rewired Perpetua's guilt. Now he really doesn't care about being prideful, he likes being on stage. More than he loved God or is supposed to worship Satan, he loves Copia.
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They were loud tonight weren't they?” Copia spoke softly, picking invisible lint off the chair.
Perpetua slowly licked his lips as he draped his coat on a rack in the room. He stepped in front of Copia, the chair between them, Perpetua played with the edges of his shirt sleeves.
“Si, I feel as though I did very well tonight.” He kept his gaze averted from Copia’s, looking at his hand on the chair.
Copia let out a laugh, just once, that sounded forced. He adjusted his suit jacket. “and just how well do you think you did?”
Perpetua blinked a few times, looking at nothing in particular. “I feel…that I did really good, the audience cheered and sang along in the name of Satan.”
Copia was silent for a moment, though Perpetua heard a leather glove hand sort of creak. “How does that make you feel?” -
By Blood You Taste Sweeter by ClassifiedRed
Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
21 Nov 2025
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Chapter 1 the history the shaw brothers history with abuse
Chapter 2 is the manifestation of a relationship due to trauma between the brothers, how many lines that trauma makes them cross. -
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I got a request on Tumblr for a Male!Reader tieing up Albert and teasing him, and Albert big mad about it. So! here that is.
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To teach you to walk, to teach you to talk for my own entertainment. by ClassifiedRed
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
27 Jul 2025
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Imperator is tired of the twins fighting, so she wanted to have them do a sort of bonding exercise.
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Tbh in my mind this is incomplete because just as they started to get down and dirty I lost motivation, but it's long enough I can still post.
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Though I would shudder at your sight, I still would Shatter at your touch by ClassifiedRed
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
27 Jul 2025
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Copia meets Perpetua during Secondos tour, but they longingly part ways. Perpetua thinks he can't leave, he stays and hates it. Time passes where they keep thinking of each other, but things just don't align.
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Papa V saying he was in heat apparently has been ratting around in my brain.
Copia comes to talk to him, however he finds that Perpetua is in no mood for just talking.
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He had ripped off his jacket the moment he stepped into his dressing room backstage. His hands went to undo his pants when he heard a voice.“Who do you think you are?” His hands folded together like he was a guilty child, caught taking a cookie.
Copia didn't seem to notice what he'd been desperately trying to do.
Copia only approached him in a fury. “You may be on the stage but I still call these shots!”
Copia pointed a finger in his face. Perpetua merely blinked at his actions.
He was harder in his life than he'd ever been.
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V is tired of hearing about how much Copia hates that he isn't Papa anymore, so he pays him a visit.
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Father Forgive Me I looked into his eyes. They looked just like Mine. by ClassifiedRed
Fandoms: Ghost (Sweden Band)
19 Apr 2025
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AU Perpetua goes through a set of events(def not just plot no way) that line up with him being able to perfectly meet with Copia, who is only just Cardinal.
Takes place with Rats on the road tour, was it Copia’s first tour? Yeah but shh.
I’m also going under a HC that Perpetua also has the panda black eyes thing that Copia has.
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He spent childhood wishing for a protector. He spent teen years wishing for a lover. So maybe somewhere between neglect and praying to God every night admitting thoughts of sin, the lines got blurred.Maybe God got tired of hearing these prayers. That's why when he walked into town one day, tired of the same mumblings of his church, he saw a poster, only a bit bigger than the standard print paper.
“Rats! On the Road.”
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Shout out to “Break in the new guy”, that fic has had me going insane for a few days, why i'm Here. -
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It’s 1978, you’re a young guy visiting home from college. You’re tasked with helping with your neighbor’s kid’s birthday party. You find yourself oddly drawn to the one entertainer at the birthday party however. The kids love the magician, and so do you.
For all of his awkward fumbling behavior, he draws you in. You want to meet the man behind the magic.
(And so you do, meeting 50 year old Albert. I say meet but well, you have sex with him.) -
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You watch Texas chainsaw massacre with Albert, lo and behold the evil man gets horny while watching characters get killed off one by one. But he’s your older boyfriend, so of course you help him out.
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Cole, a 19 year old metal head in 1979, returns from college, he finds out his step-dad has a really weird co-worker. His dad and neighbors alike are concerned by his appearance, worrying about potential satanic worship. The country is just on the brink before the satanic panic, likely party because of so many serial killers of the 70s. Cole is trying to survive summer break. Life sucks at home for Cole, all he wants is to return to college. He hates when his step-dad has friends over, but doesn't realize Albert really there to see Cole.
(I have no idea what happened but ch. 5 alone is 4.2k words. If you wanna get into the story directly, you could start there if you wanted.)