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Maintenance Work... Wait a Few Minutes, Please by kloud
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Sep 2025
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Shen Qingqiu's beloved white lotus is now forever blackened! And what's worse, he's back early!? System!! Hello!? You promised to help!!!
Why does Luo Binghe keep acting like he can see the System??
Binghe!?
No!! Don't touch that!!!!
In which Luo Binghe has "leveled up" enough to sense the System's presence, and decides to "help" Shen Qingqiu get rid of it. Surely nothing bad will come out of this...
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mansplain, manipulate, malewife. wait what was that last one by amazingem
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Sep 2025
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Shen Yuan plays video games a little too loudly. Luo Binghe, trying to sleep, knocks on his door.
This changes the trajectory of his life forever.
- - -"Shutting the door, Shen Yuan leaned against the back of it, his heart beating oddly fast. He put his headphones back on.
'Hey, I’m back. …Yeah, I woke up my neighbor. Well maybe I wouldn’t be yelling if you’d keep your hands off my crops!'
'Our crops, comrade,' said the tinny voice from his headphones. 'So, this the neighbor you’ve never seen?'
He gave one last look at his door before picking the controller back up. 'Yeah. He seemed nice. He probably hates me now, though.'
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Luo Binghe’s only thought, as he walked away from Shen Yuan’s door, was: 'I want to be that man’s wife.'
This was an entirely new thought for him."
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When Xie Lian gets out of the coffin, he has a dream. He dreams of a boy, strangely familiar and lovely, and just for a moment, he's happy. But dreams don't last, and when he wakes up and realises that he is alone, Xie Lian breaks just a little bit. Unable to face reality on his own, he imagines San Lang beside him, accompanying him on his travels. Gradually, he forgets that San Lang isn't real.
Then, Xie Lian ascends for the third time, and San Lang starts acting a little strange.
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Coffee Beans & Ghost King Dreams by UnsettledRepose
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
01 Sep 2025
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After over 2000 years of wandering, Xie Lian's shackles have finally started to weaken. With his luck 'not so bad', he's managed to secure a decent job at a small coffee shop on the outskirts of the city. The years have taken their toll and with his luck improving, Xie Lian hopes that his other shackle will be next. But a chance encounter with a Ghost King seeks to thwart his desire to finally sleep forever.
For @Silvarahhh's The Great Coffee Shop September
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The Secretary’s in Heat (But HR Can’t Know) by theyluv1moowa
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2025
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Daytime – Secretary Xie Lian vs. Star Hua Cheng
“You really shouldn’t ignore this many calls,” he said, his tone patient, but his brows drawn. “The director has already called twice. And the sponsors…”Hua Cheng leaned lazily against the car door, “Mm. If it bothers you, Dianxia, you can answer them for me.”
“That’s not the point,” Xie Lian sighed.
Hua Cheng simply laughed. “You worry so much for me. Aren’t you supposed to just be my secretary?”
Xie Lian nearly tripped over his own feet. “…that is my job-!”
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Xie Lian has exactly three problems in life:
1. He’s an omega masquerading as a beta.
2. He’s a secretary who moonlights as a crossdressing actress because the bills won’t pay themselves.
3. His boss, superstar San Lang (talented actor and professional menace) has apparently decided to make his life everyone’s favorite drama.Now Xie Lian must juggle suppressants, studio lights, and the very real possibility that Hua Cheng is more than a little infatuated with both versions of him.
(Clipboard. Wig. Scent suppressants. Disaster.)