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Goetia Correction Program: Blitzo, Your VIP Imp-on-Demand (Cash-Approved) by CrockStone
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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Are you a busy Goetia noble drowning in work?
Is your kid screaming for attention every five damn minutes?
Would you rather be doing literally anything else than actual parenting?Then look no further!
Call Cash Bucko, and he’ll send his absolutely useless son Blitzo to entertain, distract, or do whatever shit you want him to do!
(For a price, obviously)We don’t have a damn phone number!
(Because all the phones got stolen.)But you can find us at our circus and while you're there, you might as well watch our shows too!
(It’s NOT free. Pay up.)...
Blitzo: “Dad, this is stupid!” (-_-")
Cash: “Shut it. You’re making me lose money” (•̀_•́) -
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The lives of Sir Pentious have not been the most pleasant to experience. In his lifetime, even though his intellect led to several technological advances, his lack of ethics in achieving them left him alone and isolated from other people. In hell, he was always treated like a joke and despised by most, until he found friends at the Hazbin Hotel who cared for him, despite being somewhat "exotic" in the words of Charlie, the hotel's owner. He was happy for the first time in his existence… and then he died (again). Now, redeemed, he will start his third life in heaven, this time with the determination to be happy and to reunite with his beloved Cherry Bomb… however, as the first redeemed sinner, he will find himself entangled in several chaotic situations that won't be easy (at least for someone with no experience in relationships).