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    On her nineteenth birthday, Hermione receives nineteen owls with nineteen packages, all of which contain nineteen sets of lingerie.

    The gift-giver in question? Draco fucking Malfoy.

    Stunned by his gall and eager to repay the embarrassment, Hermione decides to get her revenge. But what starts as simple payback quickly becomes something much more complicated.

    As the two of them attempt to resist whatever spark has flared to life between them, they each learn things about the other (and themselves) that force them to examine who they are, what they want—and, if they’re not careful, what they’ll never have.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    10 years after the war, Hermione Granger's life is trucking along: a decade-long relationship, a promising career, and enough projects to fill three lifetimes. But one ill-fated gala at Malfoy Manor sends everything sideways — leaving her magically bound to the last man she’d ever choose.

    Draco Malfoy has spent years dodging expectations, running from a betrothal contract, and cultivating the image of a careless playboy. If he runs away long enough, maybe all his problems will fade away… until he wakes up bound in matrimony to the Golden Girl herself.

    Now their vaults, reputations, and very sanity are tangled together. Between sharp-edged banter, unwanted sparks of desire, and rings that refuse to come off, Hermione and Draco are forced into proximity neither of them wants...

    Accidental marriage. Enemies to lovers. Banter sharp enough to kill a man. And the kind of tension that makes it impossible to tell if they’ll hex each other… or maybe come to terms with wounds from long ago.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    “Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”

    “What? No!"

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    Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.

    Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.

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    22 Sep 2025