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    “Mr. Loki?” asked the Spider cautiously. “Aren’t you—like—a bad guy?” he asked, voice full of only curiosity, as far as Loki could tell.

    His first thought was, yes.

    His second thought was no.

    His third thought was, sometimes?

    “It varies from moment to moment,” Loki answered honestly, prying his eyes open after they threatened to fall close.

    “But on a scale of one to ten, where are you at right now?”

    “Maybe a three?”

    The Spider-child nodded. “Cool,” he replied. “Let me know if it gets above a six.

    Or: Five times Peter Parker was there for Loki when it 'got above a six', and one time he wasn’t.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.

    But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.

    Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.

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    See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    “What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?”

    There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.”

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    after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way.

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    nominated for the “Best Homeless” and “Identity Reveal” fic in the 2022 Irondad Creator Awards!

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    06 Jan 2026

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    When Tony finds a strange, spidery experiment locked underground in a Hydra facility, he takes it upon himself to try rehabilitating a teenager who knows nothing about the outside world.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Peter had successfully kept his identity a secret from everyone, and maybe he had gotten a little careless and smug about it, working as an intern right under Stark's nose. But he couldn't have known that he wasn't supposed to lift Thor's hammer, right?

    Also known as the five times Peter lifted Thor's hammer, not knowing what he was doing. Plus the one time when things became all too clear...

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    02 Jan 2026