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"Okay, okay, fine. Jeez. You're not stupid, man, I'm stupid. And a baby."
"As you said."
"As I said," Eddie agrees, and takes a deep breath, "and I'm also a liar, because I didn't pop those stitches falling out of bed, actually."
Steve blinks, mercifully leaning back. "No?"
"Nope," Eddie presses out. "Actually, I was, uh." He forces himself to exhale, and says, "I was trying to rub one out."
Steve stares at him. "What?"
"You know," Eddie says nervously. "Crankin' the hog. Whacking off. Jerkin' the gerkin. Stroking the one-eyed snake -"
"No I got that," Steve says, and Eddie immediately shuts up, "you're saying that's how you tore your sutures?"
"Yes."
"By -"
"Yep."
"Oh my God," Steve says faintly, then starts laughing.
(Eddie can't get off. Steve offers to help.)
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Rock band AU in which Robin, Eddie, Jonathan, Nancy, and Chrissy play in a band, and Steve has no choice but to hang out with the most annoying frontman in the world, Eddie Munson. Things escalate when they're forced to pretend they're in a relationship.
Modern AU, fake-dating (kind of).
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13 Aug 2022
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Um what the hell... if you ever don't believe in love read this. like it's frustrating in a horribly relatable way..like of course they don't get together quickly because they're fucking damaged and you can't fault them for that or pretend you and everyone else isn't. so to refresh new york, love and music, great friendships, the complicated part of relationships, the pain of knowing yourself, most of the season 4 characters are here