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• Expect the Unexpected by Devious_Daddy

  Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  23 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Edward Elric & Clint Barton
  • Edward Elric & Tony Stark
  • Edward Elric & Bruce Banner
  • Edward Elric & Tony Stark & Bruce Banner
  • Edward Elric & Loki (Marvel)
  • Edward Elric
  • Nick Fury
  • Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
  • Clint Barton
  • Tony Stark
  • Bruce Banner
  • Steve Rogers
  • Thor (Marvel)
  • Loki (Marvel)
  • Truth (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Adult Edward Elric
  • Edward Elric Keeps Automail
  • Edward Elric Keeps Alchemy
  • Edward Elric Needs a Hug
  • Tony Stark is a Tease
  • Bruce Banner Needs a Hug
  • Everybody thinks Ed is the reincarnation of the sun
  • they're not wrong
  • Everybody Has Trama
  • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
  • Fix-It of Sorts
  • Ed just makes things easier for them
  • And also solves all their problems
  • Post-Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
  • Tony Stark has doting dad tendencies
  • No beta we die like purple thumb thanos
  • Implied/Referenced Torture

  Summary

  Being brought to Truth's realm after three years following the Promised Day was not something Ed expected to happen. Especially when Truth offers him a deal to get his gate back.

  This Thanos guy with his special stones is added to Ed's frequently used shit list.

  Let's just hope these stones aren't anything like the philosopher's stones, but if they are, Ed knows how to deal with them. And if they aren't, he'll figure them out like he does with everything else.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Ed's Shit List

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