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They all thought that when Voldemort was dead, everything would be better.
They were wrong.
And when they try to break her, she realises that nothing will get better. Not as long as the Ministry stays in power. So, when they come, she lets them. But she doesn’t forgive and she doesn’t forget.
When her friends turn on her, she knows she needs to escape the oppression of Britain and forge herself a new life.
After all, she is Hermione Granger - when was her life ever going to be boring?
*ON HIATUS*
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Katara looks back over her life and remembers a time when she smiled.
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Vroom Vroom: Get in the Car, We're Getting Messy by uncontrollableranter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger needs a recommendation letter from her faculty advisor.
Unfortunately, he’s been kidnapped.
By Lord Voldemort.
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15 Nov 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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02 Nov 2025
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*A Fremione holiday rom-com*
Hermione had just sighed and picked her quill up again when the front door of the apothecary suddenly flew open, smacking the bell above it violently and letting in fat snowflakes, a gust of frigid wind, and a rather frazzled looking Fred Weasley.
“Merlin above, shut that!” she cried, desperately clutching at several sheets of parchment on the counter that were threatening to take flight.
The door closed almost immediately with a rather reserved snick considering the chaos it had admitted, at which point Hermione exhaled in relief and began restacking everything.
Once she had it back in some semblance of order, she pushed a few wayward curls out of her eyes and looked up at Fred. Annoyance turned to apprehension as she read the harried expression on his usually cheerful face; he looked about ready to be sick on his shoes.
She was just about to ask what was wrong when Fred opened his mouth and blurted out a series of words that made not one single iota of sense.
“I need you to marry me.”
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27 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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27 Oct 2025
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Professor’s Golden Boy by GalacticSiren
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
20 Mar 2025
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The world’s fastest driver. The paddock’s most brilliant strategist. And one season to either destroy each other — or fall in love trying.
Fresh off being snubbed for a promotion at McLaren, Hermione Granger accepts a last-minute offer from Ferrari to become their new Lead Strategist, putting her in direct command of two of the most infuriating, talented drivers on the grid: Draco Malfoy, Ferrari’s arrogant golden boy, and Blaise Zabini, the charming wildcard.
What starts as a professional clash between Hermione and Draco quickly spirals into something much messier — a battle of wits, wills, and deeply repressed attraction, all played out at 300 kilometers per hour.
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- Part 1 of This—Is Harry Potter Formula ONE
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18 May 2025