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Glory Redux by DurasteelSlagger
Fandoms: Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers - All Media Types
14 Aug 2025
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It's probably fragged up, Optimus thinks to himself, that out of all of his jobs (his service at the Elite Guard Academy, spacebridge repair, his mining and courier gigs on this horrible red planet that he's trapped on, even his weird not-quite-a-job on Earth tracking down the All-Spark and doing his best to annoy Megatron), that even out of the jobs that he voluntarily took on, that interface work is his favourite.
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Oatmeal Milk & Honey Soap by DurasteelSlagger
Fandoms: Vespertine Series - Margaret Rogerson
30 Oct 2024
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Noticed there wasn’t much Vespertine fanfic so I wrote some.
Haven’t bothered with justifying them banging with anything more than The Magic Made Them Do It.
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Why does he sit like that?!
This drabble is dumb and is predicated on the idea that robots aren't queer as fuck, which is obviously wrong.
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Oh My God by DurasteelSlagger
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
18 Jul 2022
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"Where's the crew?"
"In the brig," says Megatron with absolute certainty. "They're safe."
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PERIOD SEX. That's it. That's the tweet.
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"Can I keep one of them, at least?" Megatron asked. "The firetruck. I promise I'll feed him."
"Megatron!" Optimus ground out. "These are living mechs! They're not... for your entertainment!"
Megatron, because he sucked, chuckled. "Are you jealous?" he asked. "Of Optimus Prime?"
"I am Optimus Prime," Optimus hissed.
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Seven poor Autobots suffer from Primus Apotheosis. Megatron and Optimus try to deal with it.
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Antiak Spaceport Cafe by Land_Locked_Martian for DurasteelSlagger
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
26 Dec 2023
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After the Decepticons begin to capture them, Autobot spacebridges are being abandoned. Abandoned space-bridges don't need spacebridge repair crews. Jobless, Optimus ex-prime ends up on a space station, working in a cafe. And then he learns the station is hosting a large conference of warframes
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16 Aug 2025
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The man was squatting next to him when he opened his eyes. He saw his boots first; smelled smoke and tobacco and was briefly struck by the stark contrast to the wet rot of the rest of the place.
He looked up, peeling his face off the floor, to find the man staring down at him, inscrutable as always behind his round sunglasses.
“Shit luck,” the man said.
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Or: Ethan and Heisenberg speedrun RE7Series
- Part 1 of in the spirit that i crave verse
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01 May 2025
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the manly kind of fake breasts by Red Dragon (Red_Dragonn)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
12 Jul 2023
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Hook is fine with giving other Decepticons fake breasts. He doesn't care that much. If everyone thinks it's so cool, then that's their business. He's not really involved, and they're not interested in invoving him beyond having him make simple cosmetic upgrades to their frames. THat's fine.
He's not really sure what the hell is up with Motormaster, though. Given Motormaster is an idiot, and also won't explain what the fuck he's talking about.
Motormaster has been on a very interesting forum full of very interesting men. And this whole thing with the fake boobs is really interesting, especially given how they talk about it. He's the most masculine Decepticon ever, right? Surely that means he needs this "top surgery" thing? And besides, the scars look cool.
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08 Mar 2025
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Deal with the Devil by SatelliteSoundwave
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
01 Dec 2021
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Jazz has a few problems. Problem one, the Autobots are being poisoned. Two, figuring out who’s behind it and stopping them is proving harder than anyone expected. Three, he’s found a fix for both of those but it depends on Soundwave, the most loyal Decepticon in the whole army, helping him.
And if there isn’t a good reason for Soundwave to cooperate with him? Well, Jazz will just have to make one.
“An easy course and following winds,” Jazz says to the two aliens first, because the possibility of imminent violence is no excuse to violate social niceties with these guys. And then just for Soundwave, he says in English, “You know these guys are planning to screw you over, right?”
He steps lightly into the room, moving so casually you’d never know it puts him in point blank shooting distance of a sworn enemy.
“Hold your fire for just a sec,” he continues, baiting the hook, “and I’ll prove it.”
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