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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    In a world where food is poorly managed and often dredged by starvation, Scar leaves his planet often where the space travel is plentiful, and the other peoples on those ships make excellent meals.

    However, he ends up on the wrong ship, a human prison locked in a forced time loop that resets each time everyone on board perishes, a frequent occurance when the ship is riddled with traps and tripwires and pressure plates designed to end the lives of the unwilling partipants. The only escape is waiting the duration of their ten year sentence, or solving the intricate escape room over months of inprisonment, and with only each other for company, it's far more likely Cub and Cleo kill each other before the ship kills them. With the addition of an extremely hostile Scar, getting along will be far more of a challenge than the puzzles they need to solve.

    Maybe it's not a bad thing. After five years of hitting your head against a wall and being driven to madness by the dire states of your own company (or lacktherof), murder feels like a much better pastime.

    ALSO THIS FIC ISN'T ABOUT PUZZLES THERE ARENT GOING TOBE MANY PUZZLES OOPS

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    16 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Parts make up a whole, but Mumbo hasn't been a part of anything for a very long time. He was okay with that though. The world was more than welcome to continue outside his window, as long as he had his oven and his cable tv all to himself. But every once in a while, the outside world comes inside, and he has to chase it back out with a broomstick. This time, his technique backfires in a way he never could have imagined.

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    Mumbo could count the number of his friends without even raising a hand. Who knew that a 30,000 year-old creature stealing his bed comforter could change that?

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    10 May 2026

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    Tim learned what soul marks were from his parents when he was just three years old and eating his sugary Urkel-O’s.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    "At the end of the day, he was fishing to avoid Mumbo. He still wanted to help. Of course he did! But in the days following their last conversation, every time he thought about getting up from the dock and walking over to check on Mumbo, he was seized with so much blind, unfocused panic, that he usually lost time to it. More than once he’d come to with his fishing rod broken in his hands and the sun in a completely different position than he last remembered seeing it.

    Frankly, Grian couldn’t figure out what was happening to himself, much less to Mumbo."

    AKA grian being a watcher is apparently the worst kept secret on the server. the best kept secret turns out to be whatever mumbo is.

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    01 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    The first time it happened, Xisuma had been re-sorting some of his shulker boxes. He’d been in the middle of carrying a few of them across his storage room when he heard it.

    “I- don’t know if anyone can hear me, but I need help!” A frantic, twenty-something sounding voice spoke from within X’s head.

    X jolted at the sudden noise, the boxes he was carrying tumbling from his hands. For a moment, he wasn’t sure what he was supposed to do. It had been… decades since someone had recognised him as a god, and even longer since someone had prayed to him.

    AKA- 5 times Xisuma helped Grian without revealing his identity, and one time he actually told Grian who he was.

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    30 Mar 2026