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The Job Fair by sabinelagrande
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), Welcome to Night Vale
01 Jul 2013
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Clint isn't entirely sure that it's a coincidence that the car breaks down right outside of Phil's hometown.
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27 Mar 2026
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Summoning a hero from another dimension makes perfect sense to the desperate and stupid.
Unfortunately, they're not the only ones to reap the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
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27 Mar 2026
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Erro, Ergo Sum by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
05 Sep 2014
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If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.
Phil Coulson is ordinary, damn it, and people do not fall in love with ordinary.
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27 Mar 2026
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A Fate Worse Than Death by pagination
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Jun 2016
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Where does one go for help when one is the anthropomorphic personification of death, and having problems with one's love--for lack of a better word--life?
Maybe not the Avengers.
Probably not the Avengers?
No, definitely not the Avengers.
Eh. Let's go ask the Avengers.
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27 Mar 2026
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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
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27 Mar 2026