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    Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.

     

    “Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
    “Is she…?”
    “...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
    “Could she be lying?”
    “Sure, but what could we do about it?”
    “I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
    Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
    Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
    Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
    Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
    “YOU DID WHAT?”

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    01 Jan 2026

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    Peter Parker is a complete mess, but he's also a genius and a heroic vigilante. After secretly solving one of Tony Stark's infamous Internship logic puzzles, Peter Parker is stuck interning with Tony Stark, who's trying to find a way to get through to the boy and set him up on a path where his genius can be applied. While Tony is trying to help Peter on the academic front, Peter is also court-mandated to go to therapy sessions with Steve Rodgers. Will the adults in Peter's shitshow of a life be able to help him before it is too late? Or will his wasted potential be a stain on everyone's conscience?

    Based on the movie Good Will Hunting :)

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Peter Parker texts Ned...... BUT WAIT! IT'S A WRONG NUMBER!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

    OR

    Wrong Number, Internship at Stark industries plus a BUNCH MORE stereotypical 2020 Spider-Man tropes with a pinch of Found Family, fluff, angst, hurt, comfort, humour etc.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    Obi-Wan was expecting a lot of different things when he confronted his fallen padawan on the Death Star. He was not naive enough to expect to survive the battle. No, he was prepared to enter into a peaceful rest beyond. So when Obi-Wan woke in the Healing Halls of a home long destroyed, he was rightfully confused. The Force was not done with him yet, it seemed. The Force had granted Obi-Wan the chance to change the horrific future that awaited them all, and Obi-Wan was never one to disobey the Force’s will. Obi-Wan would change the future, even if it meant he needed to leave the Jedi Order to do it. After all, Obi-Wan was on a sacred mission!

    Now, if only these Mandalorians would leave him alone so he could continue his journey, that’d be great! Obi-Wan may look like a child, but he certainly wasn’t one! (The strange childish feelings and urges notwithstanding)

    Meanwhile, Jaster Mereel was willing to fight everyone to keep this small Jedi ad safe. As far as the Mandalorians were concerned, the Jedi had lost their claim to the youngling the second he ran away. Even if the youngling seemed determined to go on some strange mission, Jaster would make sure that the ad stayed at home where he belonged.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    A recent failed Hydra facility bust left one of the organization's most dangerous weapon, only known as Project: Spider, lost and unaccounted for.

    That surely has nothing to do with the venom-spitting, wall climbing kid that just broke into Tony's office, right?

    Wrong. Cue: Kid Peter recovery and Awakening of the Irondad

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    27 Oct 2025