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Music of the Ainur by Morg47
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
- Mature, General Audiences, Teen And Up Audiences
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
- M/M
- Series in Progress
22 Jan 2026
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield
- Frodo Baggins/Sam Gamgee
- Frodo Baggins & Sam Gamgee
- Morgoth Bauglir | Melkor
- Bilbo Baggins
- Thorin Oakenshield
- Frodo Baggins
- Sam Gamgee
- Gandalf | Mithrandir
- Eru Ilúvatar
- Pippin Took
- Merry Brandybuck
- Eagles of Manwë
- Manwë Súlimo
- Kíli (Tolkien)
- Fíli (Tolkien)
- Belladonna Took
- Bungo Baggins
- Óin (Tolkien)
- Glóin (Tolkien)
- Dwalin (Tolkien)
- Balin (Tolkien)
- Bifur (Tolkien)
- Bombur (Tolkien)
- Bofur (Tolkien)
- Ori (Tolkien)
- Nori (Tolkien)
- Dori (Tolkien)
- Ulmo (Tolkien)
- Aulë | Mahal
- Thorin's Company
- Tauriel (Hobbit Movies)
- Gandalf (Tolkien)
- Oromë (Tolkien)
- Azog (Tolkien)
- Smaug (Tolkien)
- Beorn (Tolkien)
- Radagast (Tolkien)
- Námo | Mandos (Tolkien)
- Irmo | Lórien (Tolkien)
- Tulkas (Tolkien)
- Rivendell Elves
- Mirkwood Elves
- Elbereth Gilthoniel | Varda Elentári
- Yavanna Kementári
- Nienna (Tolkien)
- Thranduil (Tolkien)
- Bard the Bowman (Tolkien)
- Bolg (Tolkien)
- Estë (Tolkien)
- Vairë the Weaver (Tolkien)
- Vána (Tolkien)
- What if Melkor was the Valar that created hobbits
- Melkor tries to make hobbits evil
- it doesn't work out in his favor
- a blatant disregard for timelines
- Gandalf knows who made the hobbits and finds it amusing
- What if Manwe was the Valar that created hobbits
- The hobbits are best friends with the eagles
- Blatant Disregard for Timelines
- Bilbo doesn't take shit from anyone
- blatant disregard to canon
- Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
- What if Ulmo was the Valar that created the hobbits
- hobbits love water
- hobbits breathe water
- hobbits are born in water
- except bilbo
- Bilbo is different
- What if Aule was the Valar that created hobbits
- Alternate Universe
- Aule loves the hobbits
- he just loves Bilbo the most
- invisible friend
- Only Bilbo can see him
- All he does is give Bilbo a little nudge out the door
- he did not mean to disturb the peace
- The violence is Fili's fall and Thorin's stabbing
- they're fine
- What if Orome was the Valar that created the hobbits
- Orome loves forests
- so hobbits love forests
- Orome loves to hunt
- so hobbits love to hunt
- BAMF Bilbo Baggins
- he's just the coolest
- his powers work like a paladin
- and he's a badass
- evil doesn't stand a chance
- Child of Death Bilbo
- Doom
- Bilbo can pronounce dooms
- Namo doesn't want Thorin to die like that
- the dwarves are idiots but Bilbo loves them
- canonical mentions of suffering
- What if Irmo was the Valar who created the hobbits
- mostly because he's not afraid of anything
- he knows how he's going to die
- and this isn't it
- Thorin Is Not Amused
- Canon-Typical Violence
- What if Tulkas was the Valar who created the hobbits
- They'd be partying it up all the time for sure
- Tulkas is super strong and fast
- so Bilbo is pretty strong and fast
- Thorin realizes some things about himself on this quest
- It truly is a quest of self-knowledge
- with just the bonus of getting Erebor back
- Thorin Oakenshield In Love
- What if Varda was the Valar who created the hobbits?
- She is Queen of the stars
- yes - Freeform
- but she is also Queen of the Heavens
- so the stars and all the space in between them
- Bilbo has some pretty cool powers
- He'll be the light in the darkness
- when all other lights go out
- What if Yavanna was the Valar that created the hobbits
- hobbits discover their plant at eleven
- and then somewhere along the way they earn their mark
- Bilbo has the oak tree
- most hobbits don't have trees so he's special
- Thorin thinks he's special too
- Bilbo can control oak trees
- he can talk to other trees as long as they aren't conifers
- stupid pines
- they never listen
- Canonical Character Death
- as in Smaug dies
- Thorin Oakenshield Lives
- Azog dies too
- a lot of orcs die in the making of this story
- What if Nienna was the Valar that created the hobbits
- Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies
- Well - Freeform
- Not everyone
- but the ones we want to live do
- Nienna is the Valar of grief and mourning
- but she also has wisdom and hope
- so Bilbo is hopeful that these dwarves are going to wise up
- Graphic depictions of Violence as in they get hurt
- but then they get better
- except for Smaug
- he dies
- Azog too
- What if Este was the Valar that created the hobbits
- That's not quite true
- Hobbits know what it means to let someone rest now
- so some people do die in the making of this story
- just not the ones we really care about
- Este is the Lady of Healing and Rest
- Hobbits have different quirks that they discover while they're growing up that allow them to heal others
- Bilbo just has a harder time figuring his out
- it isn't his fault
- Maybe if certain dwarves weren't dumb enough to get hurt in the first place then he wouldn't need the ability to heal them
- which he can definitely do
- obviously
- what if Vaire was the Valar who created the hobbits
- Historian Bilbo
- She be weaving
- Hobbits often go on adventures
- its just that most people can't see them
- since they can turn invisible
- but they are always watching
- look don't touch rule
- except the ones we want to die
- sometimes that tag is misleading
- Azog dies and Bilbo witnesses it
- what's the point in having rules if you don't bend them a little every now and then
- Just a tiny bit of goldmadness
- Though Bilbo puts a stop to that
- What if Vana was the Valar that created the hobbits
- Except of course the ones we want to die
- Vana is beautiful is hobbits are beautiful
- Vana loves flowers so hobbits love flowers
- There's just more to her than that and Bilbo is about to remind everyone exactly what that is
- He does have to go on a bit of a metaphorical journey first before that happens
- Because I don't know how to write him any other way
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