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Ajax's List: 213 Things Ajax is Not Allowed to Do in the Fatui by A_Hallucination, AstraKiseki, crowdotink archive (orphan_account), FermentedBread, Flammby_Wolf, Narsci, Onyxiex, RileythePyro
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Dec 2020
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This is exactly what it says on the tin: a list of 213 things that an idiot narwhal can no longer do in the Fatui.
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The Rise of Uncle Simon by TheSquishCloud
Fandom: Call of Duty, Call of Duty (Video Games)
05 May 2023
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Cortland's Adventure, Or How An Apple Tried To Save The World by Yra
Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
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Festivals and Fun by Kairoua
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Assassin's Creed
20 Apr 2022
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Desmond just wants to get his bearings after being dropped here. But Ezio really wants to get into the pretty, mysterious stranger's pants after spotting him through the crowd.
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“What the fuck,” Desmond says out loud, and promptly clams up at the sound of his own voice. It’s higher. Squeakier. Younger.
Desmond jolts, leaping up to his feet and offshooting his balance by a mile on limbs that are shorter that he’s used to.
“No,” Desmond says, because this can’t be what’s happening. It can’t.
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Speak to Me Like One of Your French Girls by castiel_ambrose
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
27 Apr 2021
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Arno almost fell off his chair.
“What did you call me?” His voice raised in pitch, and he almost burst out laughing at the surprise and concern on Jacob’s voice.
“My heart’s love.” He sounded so serious and Arno almost felt as if he had kicked a puppy.
“Jacob, darling.” He leaned forward and stroked his cheek. “That’s not what it means.”
“Hmm?”
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Jacob tries to be sweet. Arno dies of laughter. They somehow find this really sexy.Bookmarked by FermentedBread
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