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Statement: Sage knew about her death long before it actually happened.
Statement: This is not even the most important thing about her. What you should really be paying attention to is why she sacrificed herself at all.
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A Handsome Stranger by Prim_the_Amazing for lettered
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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It’s as Shen Qingqiu crushes the last little fluttering Iridescent Gem Beetle that the mother decides to introduce herself by burrowing up out of the earth like a cicada the size of an elephant. He just barely has time to resign himself to an even more exhausting fight than the last one - with no rest point in between to chug stamina potions or anything! Honestly, what poor game design! - when the stranger appears.
He charges into the scene out of nowhere like an absolute bullshit deus ex machina, all dark, flowing hair and robes, whirling around to stab at the Mother Beetle with a gleaming white sword, making it screech and rear back in pain. Seriously, Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s suddenly trapped in a video game cutscene introducing the new companion! Where’s the background music and camera close up? Who is this guy?
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Shen Qingqiu happens to meet a mysterious stranger on the road, but he surely isn't important or relevant to the plot in the slightest.
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05 Jan 2026
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Air Conditioning by IetjeSiobhan for Nemainofthewater
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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“Cucumber-bro,” Shang Qinghua said, “I cannot possibly express the magnitude of my longing for air conditioning. Summer without aircon sucks.”
Or: Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu complain about Shang Qinghua’s worldbuilding for slightly over 1000 words.
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03 Jan 2026
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Ask Again by biasto_bias
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Apr 2025
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"My king!" Shang Qinghua exclaims. "You brushed up against a Memory Loss Blossom." Oh, Shen Qingqiu would hate him for that name. "What do you remember?"
"We defeated my uncle," Mobei-jun says shortly.
Now it's time. "So you don't remember... us?" Shang Qinghua asks anxiously. "Our... first kiss?"
Shang Qinghua mind-wipes Mobei-jun to get them into a mutually desired relationship. A little unconventional, but he’s sure they’ll be fine!
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03 Jan 2026
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Unspoiled by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2025
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Linguang-Jun ruins everything. He always does; it is his habit. When Mobei Li was eight he found some way, bribes, threats, or blackmail, to convince his tutor to attempt to put a knife through his back; he stopped attending lessons. When he was ten, he poisoned his favorite food, leading him to be terribly ill and nearly lose his life; he stopped eating it. When he was sixteen, he poisoned his horse in the presumed hope that it would buck him off and trample him during its death throes; he stopped riding horses.
The need for caution and survival dictates that he must cover every weakpoint, close off any avenue for another underhanded attempt at his life. Shaving his life smaller and smaller, making himself silent and unreadable, never betraying a preference or inclination that might be noted and exploited. The only way to avoid having the things he likes most used against him and thus ruined is to avoid showing that he likes them at all.
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Mobei-Jun overhears a conversation between his uncle and his servant.
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- Part 13 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jan 2026
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Sword Art Online is technically an all-ages game. Which means engaging in certain, *ahem,* aspects of a relationship can be a bit difficult...
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08 Dec 2025