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    “Did, uh,” Frankie starts. She sounds faint. “Did you just say your boyfriend?”

    Ilya’s stomach drops. Oh. Oh, fuck.

    He doesn’t know what his face does. There will probably be pictures of this moment all over the internet by tomorrow morning. He doubts it’s flattering, considering there’s a non-zero chance he’s going to throw up all over the microphone.

    Ilya scrambles. Too tired, too shocked at his own brain’s betrayal to know how to fix this. “Blyat,” he spits. Then he laughs, and even he can hear that it sounds more wild than genuine. “English language is hard, yes? I meant my boys, my boys who are my friends. The Centaurs, yes? They are all my boy friends.”

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    Ilya Rozanov has a no-good, very bad two days and accidentally outs himself. He's not having a great time.

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    27 May 2026

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    Shane was never in the right headspace for postgame press conferences. Win or lose, he was sweaty, exhausted, and still riding on adrenaline rather than actual thought. But he was the captain, it was playoff season, and there was no escaping it. So it was only a matter of time before he slipped up…

    “Shane…you mentioned your—husband. Do you want to expand on that?”

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    OR Shane Hollander accidentally reveals that he is married to his rival Ilya Rozanov in a post-game press conference.

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    26 May 2026

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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    25 May 2026

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    “I will get the next round. Shane, do you want anything?”
    Shane tilts his head up to smile at him.

    “Hey!” Wyatt crows, “Just Shane? What’s up with the favoritism?”

    Ilya squeezes Shane’s shoulder again when he tenses. “My beautiful husband is very neurotic and likes specific drinks. You all are, hm… basic bitches and drink only beer. It’s easy, I get you another pitcher and you are happy.”

    “Hey, you don’t know that! Maybe I want a cocktail.”

    Shane's first outing as a member of the Centaurs.

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    18 May 2026

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    "I'm calling it 'Adopt a Stray,'" Cliff announced, pacing the rug. "Tomorrow night. Boston vs. Montreal. We announce a new 'tradition.' We say that Boston has noticed that not every team is as close as ours. We say we’re looking for 'strays'—players who aren’t really accepted by their team, always seem an outcast, that need a little extra team bonding or whatever. And the first 'stray' we’re adopting? Is Shane Hollander."

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    17 May 2026