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The house-elves discover Severus is single and immediately begin delivering flirty baked goods to the boy who keeps staring at him: James Potter.
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15 Feb 2026
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When words can wound, Snape decides to weaponise them.
A truth potion of his own creation — Subtilis Veritas, Veritaserum’s elegant, twisted cousin.
Three days of chaos follow.
The Marauders don’t know what hit them.
And he witnesses it all.Series
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10 Feb 2026
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The world does not reward the wronged.
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03 Feb 2026
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will you lay yourself down and dig your grave by sargeantwoof
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2021
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Luna's mother dies much earlier in her life. As a result, she grows up unfamiliar with love and touch.
This changes almost everything.
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When a series of “perfectly explainable” accidents turns Hogwarts upside down, a very done-with-everything Severus Snape finds himself at the centre of legal loopholes, escalating mishaps, and one suspiciously extremely determined Lucius Malfoy.
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The Harry Potter universe belongs to J.K. Rowling. Any improvements to Severus Snape’s existence were added without permission and with great enthusiasm.Series
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24 Dec 2025