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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    OR: The Witch Becomes Her Own Worst Enemy (in an Occupational Sense)

    Due to contrived and largely arbitrary reasons, the Long Quiet has ended up outside of the construct, unable to save the world and slay the person he was sent to kill. But the construct requires someone to fill their role whenever possible in order to prevent it from failing entirely. So, the task of "slaying the Princess" falls on to the only other person available... which is the Princess herself.

    This was a love story at one point. I'm not entirely sure that's still the case.

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    13 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 2

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    "But Grian can't deal with burying Mumbo, he can't fathom leaving him down and out of sight in the ground to rot without him. They would rot together if Grian had anything to say about it! Their hearts would die united and well and Grian would be content with living."
     

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    When the tower Grian built kills Mumbo, he finds himself helplessly reaching for the one thing he thinks can make everything better, though maybe not in the way he was imagining.

    It only makes things worse.

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    28 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    100 words for each face of The Princess.

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    08 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Meet, The Festering. A previously unseen Chapter 3 form of the Princess. She is rot, decay, rebirth, a true queen....and so so so very happy to see you again.

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    07 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    You tremble as you reach it — The threshold. The liminal space between you and Her, between you and your fate, be it victory or defeat.

    But, everyone knows which one it is, don't they?.

    Falling to your knees. The towering Princess lifts your chin with Her index finger, and watching her face, her expression, her eyes — you realize you won't be able to kill her.

    The puddles of blood you kneel on top off, the tremble on your grip, the voices in your head. They all tell you you don't deserve to hold the implement that would bring down this about to be world-ender.

    But that doesn't mean you've ran out of options.

    There are more ways to cut through a princess's heart.

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    What if you could get the Contrarian in Tower-Fury?

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    07 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Best slay the Princess fic yet. Body horror galore and really well written