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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    At the very top of his feed, already having garnered almost a million likes despite being up for less than 20 minutes, is a post.

    A joint post.

    A joint post between NeilJos10 and A.Minyard_3.

    There is so much wrong, because Andrew doesn’t post, Andrew doesn’t take selfies, Andrew doesn’t go to parties, and Andrew certainly doesn’t race for Ferrari.

    But there it is, the evidence right there on his own phone. It’s a selfie, Josten’s wild curls and perfect smile, Andrew’s signature deadpan face and brooding stare. Sitting atop Andrew’s golden blonde hair is a bright red Ferrari hat. The caption is simple: guess who lost a bet.

    Kevin stares, dumbfounded. Andrew went to the party, Andrew repped another team's merch. It's a total breach of his contract, and while he won’t be fired -- no team is stupid enough to lose Andrew Minyard -- he will be fined heavily and probably subjected to a long and torturous meeting berating him for his actions. He probably doesn’t even care.

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    A 5+1 feat F1 drivers, World Champion Andrew (who is also whipped), Rookie Neil, and Kevin having an existential crisis over getting older

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    05 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    neil wakes up on christmas morning to something pretty under his tree

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Neil didn’t mean to steal a car belonging to a local gang, and he certainly didn’t mean to steal the gang’s getaway driver, Kevin Day, along with it.

    Unfortunately for Neil, Andrew Minyard doesn’t care why he stole the car (or Kevin), just that he knew how to drive it - and honestly, who made Kevin the getaway driver, anyway?

     

    A Baby Driver AU, but it's so loosely connected that you don't need to know anything about the movie to read.

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    20 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    The glare he receives in return would be more effective if it wasn’t coupled with Andrew’s flushed cheeks and Neil’s spit on his lips. Really it can’t be helped that Neil drops another kiss to them, and then another, and soon enough they’re back to making out furiously against the wall. 

    Andrew drags Neil’s hands from the wall to his shoulders, and Neil moans at the hard muscle he finds there. He tries to keep himself in check, except then Andrew’s hands are grasping at the backs of his thighs and he’s being lifted-

    Neil throws his head back as the sound of clothes tearing echoes throughout the room. Andrew pays it no mind, wrapping Neil’s legs around his waist, pressing the hard lines of their bodies together. 

    Neil breathes heavily with his eyes scrunched closed, trying to think past Andrew’s lips on his Adam's apple, painting marks along the column of his throat. He forces his eyes open, taking in the smokey black claws that have torn straight through the denim jacket still on Andrew’s body. 

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    12 Dec 2025

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    “So, Neil, can you confirm?”

    Neil takes a shaky sip of water in an attempt to clear his windpipe. “Confirm what?” he croaks.

    “That Andrew has a big dick.”

    He almost chokes again. “How would I know?”

    Allison has the type of expression on her face that means she’s on a relentless hunt for gossip. “I thought you two were sleeping together.”

    Neil startles, confused. Incomprehensibly, Allison’s words make him flush, up to his ears and down his neck. “We’re not,” Neil says. “We’re just friends.”

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    Neil learns some new information, navigates his own feelings, and stumbles into a relationship in the process.

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    17 Oct 2025