Heckthecat
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The Pirate's Brides by Heckthecat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Princess Bride (1987), Kind Of - Fandom
28 Sep 2023
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You should be aware that this very definitely is not a parody or remix of a popular movie. It's totally an original story. From Buttons.
(A strange GentleHands pre -SteddyHands Princess Bride AU kinda thing for Stizzy Day)
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Izzy's decided to make the best of an unexpected situation, and use it to come to a compromise on the matter of Stede Bonnet.
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I must be dreaming (please stop screaming) by Heckthecat
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Aug 2023
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Blackbeard wakes up in the Captain's cabin... Ed wakes up in the Captain's cabin... Ed wakes up... Ed, wake up...
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It started with Israel Hands. The toe was only the beginning.
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Just fucking with your head by Heckthecat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Mar 2022
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Jaskier learns to leave Yennefer's stuff alone, while Geralt helps him deal with the fallout.
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Cavendish, who's a bit of a messy drunk, confuses a green-haired guy for Barto after one too many drinks. Cue some upcoming chaos...
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07 Jan 2026
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Sexual Health Diagnoses 301: Live Fertilization Study by thelegendarymmachine
Fandoms: Original Work
07 Nov 2025
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Learning about fertilization is important for aspiring doctors in sexual health. Of course, Jieun didn’t expect to be one of the two students chosen for the live demonstration in front of all her classmates, nor did she expect to enjoy it so much.
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- Part 7 of lmm's Breedvember
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08 Nov 2025
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I fuck the girl I groomed while her daddy comes home unexpectedly by New2882
Fandoms: Original Work
14 May 2024
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- Part 2 of (pre)teen smut
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07 Nov 2025
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“Don’t be cheeky with me and listen," Cologne said. "What you need to do in order to break the spell is to receive the kiss of someone who loves you with a pure heart. That is all”.
That is all my ass, Ranma thought, shaking his head while his fingers worked, peeling the potatoes roughly.
“Yeah, no way. Where’s the caveat?”
“The caveat,” Cologne snickered. “Now, I’m not telling you that, am I?"
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Ranma is put under a magic spell by Cologne. The only thing he needs to do in order to break it is to kiss someone that loves him for who he is.
Easy enough, right?
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11 Aug 2025
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"Li" can't remember his name or anything before waking up alone and injured in the ghost town. He can only hope to find the answers he craves in Ba Sing Se. Too bad the spirits enjoy toying with his life and sanity.
Chapter 91 summary: In which Tengfei has a meeting a while coming and reaffirms the bonds of brotherhood.
TV Tropes: Foxfire