HenryTheUmbrella



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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    Someone has to take care of Damian’s Batman, and it’s not gonna be Dick.

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    11 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    She’s standing in his kitchen, now. Alone. The heart of his house, like food is the heart of him. She’s standing in Eliot’s heart. She’s standing in his heart running her fingers over the hills and valleys of the key to his front door, twin to the one that hangs around Hardison's neck.

     

    This story picks up a couple of days after they wrap the ValueMore job.

     

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    A treat for all those who prompted team bonding and found family, Eliot h/c, gardening, Eliot cooking, Eliot being vulnerable, OT3 pining and get-together fic. Now with podfic available!

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    02 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    He likes the way Parker looks at him when he explains things though, likes that she’s never scared of him even when he’s showing her exactly how fast and precise he can be with a knife.

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    27 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Eliot has it all worked out. He'll take out the security guards, get through the glass walls, and steal the painting. Simple. Quick. Easy.

    Then he spots Hardison and a silent conversation ensues.

    (Parker, naturally, takes advantage of the moment and steals the painting for herself.)

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    27 Feb 2026

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    A series of interconnected sticky situations in which Peter Parker, civilian, runs into his own villains. Featuring: acting classes with spies, surprise takedowns, and New Yorkers being so done with supervillains ruining their day.

    ("How to be a professional hostage, by Peter Parker" was written first as a continuation of my other Spidey series but isn’t part of the same storyline as the others that are in chronological order.)

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    16 Jan 2026