HowToBeTrash



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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Kids in a different universe, what could go wrong?

    (Lots)

    Oh, and Miko has the Apex Armour. That should help... right?

    (Nope)

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    After hearing word of Bumblebee and his new mission on Earth, Smokescreen is quick to volunteer to provide additional assistance. He soon learns that his old teammate is taking his role as team leader a lot harder than he expected.

    Hating to see his friend in this state of self-deprecation, Smokescreen takes it upon himself to show Bee that he is deserving of his position and much more.

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    13 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    What happens when a ground bridge explodes and Bee's the only one in the blast radius? Apparently Bee gets turned back into a teenager and chaos ensues. The decepticons have had their last good day and Bee is a little shit who really good at dodging the consequences of his actions except when he isn't.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    When his optics first come online, B-127 first sees the sky. The Well surges with power only feet from him, giving him a fond farewell even as his memory of crawling from it fades only moments after. His protoform is new and small, his body whirs with clicks and hissing as parts fall into place and his spark begins to glow all on its own, no longer sustained by Primus’ crafting hand.

    It will grow, with time, his plating still a shining, unburdened silver. Glistening with its lack of abrasions and experience. Efficiency programs slot into place, and his processor works to teach him what little it already knows. His T-cog spins in his side, inactive now as New Sparks usually are, but it will burst with Energon and life soon enough. In the backlog of his thinking, B-1 can already sense the way the wind will whip around him, struggling to keep up.
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    Or; B-127 is a new spark, born in the midst of war. He survives, and eventually joins the Autobots. But what has to happen to get him there? TFP universe, with some tweaks. Typically updates every other Tuesday. (Loosely)

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    30 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Optimus didn't expect to find a tiny sparkling among the smouldering ruins of a civilian outpost, but it seemed as if all his expectations didn't matter to Primus.

    It also seemed like he never knew what happened in the shadows of Cybertron.

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    Optimus finds Bumblebee and finds himself quickly wrapped around the sparkling's digit. But so does everyone else, it takes a village after all.

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    30 Jan 2025