IWasToldThereWasFood



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    The entirety of Harry's year at Hogwarts is stuck in a timeloop. They've managed to make sure they all wake up on the same day, and dragged in people they loved and trusted as well. They've tried switching houses, fixing all the problems, getting rid of their dangers, learning magic all over the world, enrolling in muggle schools... finally, Harry has had enough.

    It's time for a dark lord.

    (And can someone figure out who the poor Unspeakable they've been dragging along for the ride is? They can't be having a good time.)

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    Harry finds out that he's Snape's son. It goes as badly as possible.

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    “Age?”
    “Fourteen.”
    “Quirk?”
    “I am quirkless, sir.”
    Officer Hirano looked him up and down. “Do you want to try that again, kid?”

    Midoriya Izuku was caught in a villain attack during junior high. It has some lasting effects. Or, alternately, in which Midoriya Izuku is a jaguar.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “Chat,” Ladybug - Marinette said urgently. “Hawkmoth knows who we are, now. Hawkmoth knows where we sleep.”

    “Okay,” Adrien said, thinking. “So either we beat him today before we go to sleep or - we don’t sleep.”

    “We can’t not sleep, Chat, we just can’t...go home,” she finished.

    Adrien let out a shaky sigh. He’d always known this day might come, he’d just - hoped it wouldn’t. “Okay,” he repeated. “Where would we go?”

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    When you're an isolated sixteen year old wizard who is told to write letters that you'll never get an answer to, you start getting annoyed.

    What is one wizard to do?

    Why make his own fun of course!

    Preferably at the expense of everyone else's nerves.

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