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    Dean has been hunting alone, with only his baby, his dad’s voice over the phone, and a mysterious handprint on his shoulder for company. But after he catches sight of a comet in the middle of the day, he also has a voiceless naked man in a crater, who needs clothes, teaching about the world, and to put the damn baby blues away. Dean knows he can’t afford distractions, but Cas seems pretty hard to get rid of. And besides, maybe having a friend will help with the debilitating loneliness in Dean’s chest. Or maybe Cas is keeping secrets, secrets that could change everything.
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    The Little Mermaid, but make it Stanford era deancas.

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    “Fili,” Kili panted, surprised by the weakness of his own voice. “There’s too many of them.”

    “No, there isn’t,” Fili grunted, his sentence punctuated by the shriek of a dying orc. “There isn’t.”

    Kili’s arms screamed as he pushed another blade away. “I can’t do it.”

    “Yes, you can. Mightiest creatures in Middle-earth, wasn’t it?”

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    while on their way back from a business trip to Tharbad, Fili, Kili, Thorin and Dwalin are ambushed by a pack of orcs.

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    One night before Bilbo leaves The Shire for good, he remembers another time and the man who's song he still carries.

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    “My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”

    Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.

    Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.

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    Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    Jiang Yanli has a hand on Jiang Wanyin's arm now, shaking her head and asking quiet questions that Huaisang can only partly make out. Other disciples are responding, and it must have got out that he wasn’t at practice because Meng Yao is making That Face - a reserved Oh Dear Young Master, This Humble One Is Disappointed Once Again that is covering for a You Little Shit that is only seen behind closed doors - so Huaisang knows he’s going to be in trouble later. The branches aren’t as comfortable as they were a second ago, so he might just slide down and head straight to the lunch hall, where the Lan rules will stall any yelling right up until the point where someone tells Lan Qiren. All bets are off then.

    Jiang Wanyin might just beat Lan Qiren to it, even if he doesn’t know Huaisang is around to hear him. He looks livid. Huaisang is just getting his hands and feet moving to begin his descent when Jiang Wanyin’s molton gaze sweeps the diplomacy students, razes the pavilions, and then locks on to Huaisang and begins to burn through his skull.

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