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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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16 Jan 2026
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outside they’re pushing and shoving; you’re in the kitchen humming by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2025
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notok
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I sincerely believe this establishment is a money laundering front or some other nefarious scheme because they definitely don’t sell food that’s actually intended for people to eatno1supreme
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the owner is so magnanimous and kindhearted that he is willing to accept customers who are trash not even fit to breathe the same air as himOR: hua cheng is very active on the yelp page for xie lian’s cafe
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15 Jan 2026
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safe and stranded by anatheme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Jun 2025
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AU in which right after Shen Qingqiu self-destructed as a final act of kindness to Luo Binghe in Huayue City, the resulting clash between his qi and the recoil from Xin Mo affected the SYSTEM. In order to troubleshoot itself, it prompted Shen Qingqiu to accept a one-time filler event. Then it dumped him in the middle of his apartment, in his old life as Shen Yuan with zero cultivation for the next three days. And it brought Luo Binghe with him, too. Motherfucker.
The SYSTEM was down. Shen Qingqiu was in his own home, in his own very frail human body, with zero cultivation, and with the protagonist he literally died for in his bedroom. They were stuck together for three days.
Three days.
Well. Who needed the circus? He was the entire act by himself!
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- Part 3 of SYSTEM hits save AUs
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07 Jan 2026
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That Can Be Arranged by kianspo
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2025
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"You're selling me for money? Your own child?"
A modern arranged marriage AU. Xie Lian's family's business is on the verge of failing. Hua Cheng has money and a horrible reputation. A match made in heaven? Well, it's certainly been made somewhere... Are reluctant marriage partners the next power couple or a train wreck waiting to happen? Spoiler: they're Hualian, so likely both?
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04 Jan 2026
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Run For Cover by GooseRot
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 May 2024
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In order to be rid of an overly relentless stalker, Shen Yuan makes the questionable and admittedly rather desperate decision to seek help from a demon.
The demon he ultimately summons, however, is a bit…different than he imagined.
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03 Jan 2026