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After three and a half decades of trying to do life the "right way," Rio Vidal has gotten bored. To the point of tears, that kind of bored. It's the same old, same old day after day: Wake up, drink her coffee, go to work where she got paid well above board to do something she did love, and come home to an empty apartment. Sometimes, she'd swipe right on apps just for a hookup, but...
Most of the time, Rio realizes the devastating truth: she's just getting older and life simply wasn't what it used to be.
Figuring that there has to be a way to combat the monotony, Rio comes up with an idea:
A Craigslist ad, several fucking Nokia phones, and a harebrained scheme later...
She wants to dupe a professional marriage counsellor. Not for revenge, not for spite. Just because she's bored. What she doesn't foresee is someone who not only matches her level of... elevated obnoxiousness, but who might even surpass it.
What has she gotten herself into?
Or: It's the au based on that tinder meme "lets go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to realize we don't know each other" that no one asked for
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22 Mar 2026
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21 Mar 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”It doesn’t even hurt-“
“Stop being awkward-“
”I’m fine, really-“
”Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
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When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that forty-two years of life experience and a god-awful marriage never got her.
But suddenly she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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19 Mar 2026
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Agatha, a young omega, put her dream trip to Ibiza on a twelve-month payment plan. Sun, parties, freedom — everything was perfect… until she came back home with a “souvenir” that would arrive in nine months.
Desperate to get her life together before time runs out, Agatha accepts a job at Vidal International Holdings. The salary is too good to refuse, and she needs it more than ever. What Agatha doesn’t know is that the company’s CEO, the enigmatic and intimidating Rio Vidal, also happened to be in Ibiza that same night.
And more importantly… she’s the other mother of Agatha’s baby.
Now trapped in the same company and tied together by a secret neither of them expected, Agatha and Rio must figure out whether that night was just a summer mistake… or the beginning of something impossible to ignore.
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14 Mar 2026
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Can you be my "How high"? by Riovidarkness (Ludmaelstrom)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
23 Mar 2026
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The ice forgives nothing.
At twenty-two, Rio Vidal has qualified for the Olympic Games. Raw talent, surgical precision, consuming ambition: she has everything it takes to claim gold. Except one thing: a coach capable of pushing her beyond her limits.
Agatha Harkness is a legend. A double Olympic champion, a prodigy shattered by a mythical fall while attempting a quadruple Axel that ended her career. Gone for years, she returned even more formidable, shaping champions… without ever becoming one again herself.
When Rio entrusts her destiny to Agatha, training becomes a battlefield. On the ice, Agatha is ruthless. Off the ice, she is unsettling. Captivating. Dangerously close.
Rio wants gold.
Agatha demands perfection.
But to fly higher than everyone else is to risk falling, or burning for the one who watches you soar.At the Olympic Games, there will be only one gold medal.
And perhaps only one intact heart.OR
The Eteri Tutberidze and Alexandra Trusova drama but make it Agathario and add a little spoon of love in the toxicity of figure skating.
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11 Mar 2026