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BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS by WhatMurdah
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2026
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Draco came to, naked, sprawled across the pentagram on the worn floorboards of the inn’s rented room. He lifted his head. His body had smeared the chalk and the salt on re-entry.
His tailbone hurt.
His head hurt.
He was thirsty.
Draco slowly pushed up to sitting. His wand was in his hand. His whole spine hurt. Something grazed his leg—his head whipped around, making the headache flare. A mouse? A rat? This room was disgusting.
No—
Hold on—
Draco twisted to look behind him.
F**K.
He had a tail.
Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable assigned to the Death Room—went to Hell and came back with a tail. Hermione Granger wants to help. Theo Nott doesn’t.
BEEN TO HELL AND BACK, I CAN SHOW YOU VOUCHERS is inspired by the bureaucratic implications of the titular Lil Wayne bar and me reading three books about Cardan Greenbriar because I thought there would be tail smut.
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- Part 1 of DRACO MALFOY HAS A SLUTTY LITTLE TAIL
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06 Jan 2026
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From, [REDACTED] by BeOtherworldly (clf1646) for arielle_reads
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Nov 2025
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When Ron, Hermione, and Harry return to Hogwarts for their 8th year, they're each assigned an anonymous correspondent from the pool of other eighth years' who've made the tough decision to repeat the year they all deserved to have but were denied.
The once tight-knit friendship between the Golden Trio is tested to the max, its boundaries stretched and worn thin.
The assignment is supposed to foster healing, and for some it does exactly that. For the trio, it's not so simple. What happens when your correspondent turns out to be someone you hate? Or someone you wished for? Or someone unexpected? Someone that turns your entire worldview upside down, and makes you question everything you've ever known?
Will Ron, Hermione, and Harry learn that there is love and friendship beyond each other? Or will they cling to that which is familiar?
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An epistolary 8th year fic that follows the lives of Harry, Ron, and Hermione as they navigate their 8th year, told between ink lines on parchment stuffed between pages of magical books.
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14 Dec 2025
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Draco likes a midnight spliff. He chain-smokes and has glasses that he absolutely doesn't need.
Harry is a mess, angry at the world and finding comfort in all of the wrong places.When Draco's late-night smoke is interrupted by a barefoot Harry wandering the grounds, their story truly begins.
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03 Dec 2025
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Welcome to South Market, formerly known as Knockturn Alley. Theo Nott, hotshot Auror with a chip on his shoulder, gets paired with sweet, quiet, socially awkward Harry Potter in an anonymous pen pal program for post-war trauma recovery. This story is a slow burn. On parchment, they begin to unravel the things they can’t say out loud. In person, they circle each other. Grumpy, protective Theo and kind, nervous Harry, both unaware that the man they’re drawn to is the same one writing them letters at night.
If you like slow-building tenderness, painful pining, found family, and two idiots in love, you might like it here.
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24 Nov 2025
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19 Nov 2025