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  1. Rec 4

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    Vitri is stuck with the Envelopment living inside her. Admin4 figures they can "help" her with a cure. If not, then at least they have a new corpse to dissect.

    A many shenanigans ensue.

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    11 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 63

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    Vitri whips around and unloads her shotgun, killing what was speaking. Which turns out to be a player… The assumed player of this world. Considering the items bursting from them, and the ever so helpful death message. Then, the subsequent messages from the player themself.

    《Collinlock16》WHAT

    《Collinlock16》THE FUCK.

    She snorts before laughing, reloading. She then gathers their items, before going to respond herself.

    《Vitriolic_Red》oh shit free stuff :o

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    Or: Vitri winds up in Collin's world lol

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    28 Aug 2025

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    These guys are so silly I <3 them

  3. Rec 90

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    In the wake of Andre and Assimilation’s tumultuous escape, the Admins are left scrambling to re-secure the Gridworld facility. Collecting their obedient little AI can wait; he was bugged anyhow, Andre wasn’t going anywhere once he achieved his goal.

    Right?

    Or: The Admins put too much faith in the unpatched bug in Andre’s programming, allowing him and Assimilation with just a bit more time to talk, to flee, and to come to more than a few realizations.

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    24 Aug 2025

  4. Rec 51

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    “That hat looks stupid as fuck on you,” he says instead, because, objectively, it really does.

    The faker cocks his head to the side. His beady, lifeless eyes remain unblinking still. “Stupid,” he croaks out, voice sounding almost robotic, choppy and scratchy and just wrong. “On you. Bitch.”

    Alright. Okay. Maybe his mimicry isn’t as shit as Collin originally thought.

    or,

    Collin can be kind. When he wants to be.

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    24 Aug 2025

  5. Rec 26

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    What happened is all a mystery. The extinction was so fast, all machines heading down to Hell’s mouth after so much death— following suit is your only chance. You may be one of the last humans, though it’s hard to focus on that when basic survival and defending yourself from husks is top priority.

    You knew you’d be outmatched immediately by any mechanical being, to credit yourself you’re 100% correct, but one of the privileges from your past life is still a big help.

    “Designation retrieved. You are (Y/N), technician. I know you, you know me.”

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    06 Aug 2025