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Desire To Drink The Unknown by JustPlainMilk
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
13 Apr 2026
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Hans had grown accustomed to most of Henry’s odd quirks and strange habits: like his obsession with collecting as much as possible, or the way he HAD to carry that spoon around everywhere despite never knowing when the last time the blacksmith had washed it… But one thing that Hans hated more than anything was when Henry would drink a random unknown potion…
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Henry’s life already had enough stress as it was: constantly being fired from job after job, never being able to maintain employment for longer than two or three months before he was fired, while trying to keep up with rent for his cruel landlord. So, when he finally lands a job at a pet grooming service and is able to keep it up for his longest record yet, he can finally relax. That is until an aggravating blonde prick with his equally aggravating dog burst into his life, where Henry is thrown head first into business parties and modelling and fashion and jewellery all while trying to deal with this prick who doesn’t know the difference between asking people favours or threatening them with blackmail.
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Hans didn’t really know when it started – the nerves or the need to get his squire’s attention. Really, he thought it was that he wanted to be better than Henry. In everything. Of course, Hans was already better than Henry in everything. So he comes up with a brilliant new competition to find out who's the best.
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Hans wants henry's attention, not realising he already has it. He's just bad at recognising Henry's emotions.