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    One night, Stan gets drunk enough to actually talk when Stanford picks up the phone.

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    08 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Lost footage of an unaired TV commercial created by the enigmatic Stan Pines featuring the World's Most Distracting Object.

    Or at least, I think it wasn't aired. I don't really remember ever seeing it and... hey, how'd I get in the Mystery Shack?

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    Hypnovember Day 1: Focus Object

    A short parody of hypnosis scripts in screenplay form.

    I chose to use Not Rated because I feel like General would be taken to imply this suitable for kids/minors when it really isn't meant for that audience (and hypnosis stuff being parodied definitely isn't!), but at the same time it's quite safe for work and fairly tame so I didn't think it merited a Mature or Explicit. Viewer discretion advised since it is hypnokink.

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    07 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    His brother was barely a shadow in the light now, but Ford knew Stanley had heard him. “If you toss me the journal, I can—“

     

    “The journal?” Stan gasped out, frenzied. “Is that still all you care about!?”

     

    “No, no, if I just had the instructions, I could fix—“ this, fix everything.

     

    The screeching of metal and thundering of the portal reached a deafening crescendo, and Ford could see Stan open his mouth to interrupt, to say something, assent or argument or—

     

    But Ford didn’t get to find out what Stan would’ve said. A particularly violent jolt shook the metal frame of the portal, and Stan, with a wide-eyed final look that Ford didn’t know how to decipher, slipped.

     

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    The Martian Stan AU, which 0MissE0 and I concocted in our evil wizard lair (Tumblr) and is finally seeing the light of day (Ao3)

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    07 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    A college-aged Ford has a disturbing nightmare about Stan, is persuaded to drink a little too much at a social outing, and then impulsively calls his brother for the first time in four years.

    It goes much better than Ford expected.

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    07 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Stanley tries to get Stanford to rest. Stanford tries to resist. Coffee, chaos, and a few unexpected naps ensue.

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    06 Feb 2026