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can't wait to see where this goes by CasinoChipped
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
21 May 2025
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You work the graveyard shift at a convenience store in New York.
Honestly, with mutants on the rise, you didn't think your life could get weirder.
You were wrong.
OR: shenanigans ensue. Takes place pre- to post- movie ROTTMNT.
OR OR: i went ‘fuck it, imma use my rad skillz to get my happy ending no matter what these bozos think’ and wrote this. so yes, found family.
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12 Jan 2026
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You don't remember how you got here, but more concerningly, You do not remember who you are.
There's no time to think about all that, though- You've been sent down to someplace called the 'Hadal Blacksite' in search of Z-2, and when you find it you have to bring it back to the people who sent you here.
You fail, and you die.
Then... You wake up.
You return to the Blacksite- and you die again.
And again, and again.
(̊ͭIT̓ ̌̌IͣͧS̫ͪ ͔ͩͦQ̤̹̓̈́U̎I̻̱T̈ͪE͈ Nͧ͂İ͎̦ͥC͇͇̾ͭE̟͉ ̱̟T̤͛Ō͖ ̻̻̽Ḫ̼̅̒A̒V͙ͣ́E͗ ̻̉I̠͍͊͗Ṋ-̳H͈̭O̫̰̅ͫU͕͖S͇E ̜̭́E̥̼̓N̝̤ͤ̉T̝͛ͅE̪͐̈́R̪̗̽T̫̹ͯȀI͗̔N̮̟̄M̫̆̋EN̹͆̏T͇̓̅ ̺ͤ̓S̞ͥŨ͕̹C̼̏̓ͅH́ ̒ͬA̞S̥̞ ͉̪͌̿T̩H̙̤͌̐ḮͬS.͂͂)̆̉
--------An AU in which the only person aware of their multiple deaths is the expendable themself.
This story is very plot-driven, and a very slow burn. The prologue chapter can be safely skipped in its entirety; it is the only chapter written that way. Feel free to jump straight to chapter 2 if you dont like the way it's written. You can always come back later if you feel you need to. (The only thing you may miss out on is some context for the very first chapters.)
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- Part 1 of The Pressure Fic
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11 Jan 2026
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You're better than you pretend to be by Arokel
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Christian Bible
21 Mar 2015
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Crowley is called upon to testify against Judas Iscariot. This is not what he ends up doing.
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- Part 1 of A kind-of-crap demon
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09 Jan 2026
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"So how was the meeting"
Jesus asked as his boyfriend entered through the door. Judas took a deep breath still shaken from threat presented by high priest.
"You knew they would take me, didn't you? Well, judging by the fact that you're standing in front of me without having your hands behind your back I didn't sell you. Fucking assholes, we have to start-"
Before he could present his plan of keeping low profile for a while for bloodthirst of church to run out, Jesus interrupted with shit-eating grinn on his face.
"Did you just say sell?"
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After being interrogated and offered money for betraying Jesus, Judas comes back home prepared for escaping and becoming one with shadows.Meanwhile Jesus has a plan for petty misusage of his godly powers and fulfilling prophecy at the same time. Also, extra amount of money never hurts.
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09 Jan 2026
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too much heaven on their minds (I don't know how to love him) by ABirdInFlight
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale, Principality, Angel of the Eastern Gate, and newly appointed Supreme Archangel of Heaven, knows when he leaves Crowley behind that he is making a mistake. He also knows it may be the only way to stop The Second Coming from, well, coming. With a bigger war on the horizon, this time for all the marbles, Aziraphale takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile Crowley, devastated and heartbroken, only wants to sleep the pain away. But when an old colleague comes knocking, he may not have that choice. The world is ending again, and stopping it just might depend on an angel and a demon finally learning how to talk to each other.
My take on a hypothetical season Good Omens season three, featuring some light blasphemy, Biblical homoeroticism, and the world's most elaborate parent trap.
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09 Jan 2026