LextheLopsidedLoser



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    At the start of their space journey, Lance and Keith accidentally unleash a force that's determined to see them married. They can't seem to visit one planet without falling into marriage pits or speaking ancient words of bonding. Maybe the universe is trying to tell them something.

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    01 Jul 2025

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    Two fag boys just waiting to kiss

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    Thomas' 7 step plan to an exciting life:

    Step 1: Start a forbidden romance with your super wealthy and super attractive boss.
    Step 2: Have lots of sex!
    Step 3: Catch feelings?!
    Step 4: Panic because this was never supposed to happen.
    Step 5: Attempt to fix it.
    Step 6: Make everything worse by accident.
    Step 7: You're fucked.

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    thomas makes the grave mistake of starting a purely sexual relationship with minho, his super rich and sexy boss. what could possibly go wrong?

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    16 Sep 2024

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    Hehe, gay sex

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    Now that the Calamity is gone, Link and Sidon try being a decent elf-shark couple. Zelda tries to figure out what to do next in life. Meanwhile, there’s suddenly a bunch of zora popping out of the sea, and they’re kind of assholes.

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    21 Mar 2024

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    SEQUEL TO THE MOST PERFECTEST FIC EVER I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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    Link has to face the enormity of his task to subdue the Divine Beasts, and his anxieties surrounding his previous failure, all the while having to deal with a massive crush on a certain shark prince. Sidon's own feelings for Link, he finds, are not quite as platonic as he previously believed. Meanwhile, the lizalfos are encroaching on Zora's Domain, but for what nefarious purpose?

     

    Basically, the elf-dork and the shark-dork have lots of emotional pining issues while lizalfos politics run interference. This fic has heavy plot at times, but also the lizalfos speak in iambic pentameter, for funsies. There are also awful puns.

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    09 Feb 2024

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    Perfect sidlink fic, meets all requirements