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Howl If You Hate Me by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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“We seem to have…unfortunately…stumbled upon the werewolf breeding program I’ve been systematically dismantling for the past year.”
Draco Malfoy watched as Hermione assessed the ties on him, legs spread slightly open on the chair—dick as hard as the fucking sledgehammer in his temple. She shuddered as his meaning sunk in.
“A-a breeding program?” Her voice was no more than a reedy exhale.
He looked down at his situationally unaware, mutinously throbbing cock once again and gave an ironic laugh.
“Ten points to Gryffindor for your impressive powers of recall.”
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He doesn’t want to hurt her, but Auror Draco Malfoy is tied to a chair, stripped, and dosed with a fertility potion. Hermione, also a prisoner, is forced down onto the blonde wizard's cock by Fenrir Greyback himself, in an effort to repopulate the werewolf population. They are remarkably different in size, and Draco tries to stay very still as she gasps at the pain of him…even while the vice-like grip of her body around his dick makes him swell bigger.
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Hermione is having an existential crisis.
Tom is having a birthday.
So, like any emotionally-repressed-immortal-genius-with-a-unicorn-blood-addiction, he decides to fix the situation on his own terms.
Tom Riddle is a romantic, obsessed with his wife, and would do anything---anything---to fulfill her wishes to feel young again while *technically* still keeping his vow.
After all, love is about compromise, right...?
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Dark domesticity, age-gap immortality angst, and the sort of “gift” you only recognize for what it is when it’s far, far too late. But really, darling, you should know daddy doesn't always play fair.
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A Gentlemen's Game by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy doesn't like to share. Especially when it comes to his new fiancée, Hermione Granger. Unfortunately for him, Tom Riddle couldn't give a microscopic fuck.
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“What’s your wager, Malfoy?” Tom interrupted Draco’s more lurid thoughts.
Draco bit back a scoff. “You actually want to bet something the first time you play?”
“Afraid you’ll lose to me like you do to Hermione?” The darkness in Tom’s eyes deepened as he glanced at the witch appraisingly.
“Please, I’m merely concerned you’ll be a sore loser. Not having much experience with it on the whole.” He smiled fawningly but gave it a bit of teeth. “The first time might sting.”
“Is that so?” His words were so low, Draco barely registered them. “Well, if you're so confident, Malfoy, let’s make this interesting.” Tom’s gaze pierced Hermione. “If I win, I get her. For the night.”
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights by MagicOrMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights:
1. Hermione Granger remains an insufferable twat. Winning a war has done nothing to improve her personality.
2. I’d rather fly on the Weasel’s old Clean Sweep than do one more potion’s lesson with her as my partner. In fact, just shove the bloody broom up my—never mind.
3. Mudblood. Enough said.
4. That punch.
5. The shape of her mouth when she says the word, “Ferret.”
6. Her hair. It looks like it caught the blast-end of a Filibuster’s firework.
7. The way she struts around the castle like Dumbledore himself anointed her the Chosen One. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a burning, bleeding reminder of my greatest failure on my arm...
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Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.
Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.
So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…
And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.
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Tom Riddle made a mistake when he was sixteen… and ruined the wizarding world.
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Hermione Granger is Voldemort’s prisoner. The only one he left alive after winning the Battle of Hogwarts. He tortures her with the horcruxes she used to kill him. A golden necklace encircles her throat, controlling her every movement.
Except one day, she awakens—not in Voldemort’s dungeon—but in a strange and mysterious land. It looks exactly like the Hogwarts she once knew, but the people in it are not from her time.
How did she get here? Why won’t anyone give her the answers she seeks?
And most importantly, why, for Merlin’s bloody sake, is young Tom Marvolo Riddle trying to strike an alliance with her?