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Cry Baby: The St. Audric's Years is a *COMPLETED* 5 chapter muggle AU featuring a softer professor Tom Riddle and a cheekier student Hermione Granger.
Summary: The summer before her final year at St. Audric’s Academy, Hermione Granger's parents perish in a house fire. As she prepares to withdraw, her English professor, young and handsome Tom Riddle, comes to her rescue. Forced to share his small flat, they form an uneasy--perhaps unhealthy--bond as the school year comes to a close...
Cry Baby: The Oxford Years is *IN PROGRESS* - The next 7 chapters follow Tom & Hermione at Oxford University and include their own tags and warnings. First five chapters are posted.
Summary: University has its own challenges for Hermione Granger---parties, advanced studies, internships, and study abroad opportunities---but add in jealousy and passion to the mix when her Prep School professor, Tom Riddle, decides to follow her to Oxford. As Hermione struggles to find her place there over the next four years, Tom Riddle is always a step-behind her... waiting and willing to lend a hand.
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Howl If You Hate Me by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2026
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>> NOW COMPLETE! <<
“We seem to have…unfortunately…stumbled upon the werewolf breeding program I’ve been systematically dismantling for the past year.”
Draco Malfoy watched as Hermione assessed the ties on him, legs spread slightly open on the chair—dick as hard as the fucking sledgehammer in his temple. She shuddered as his meaning sunk in.
“A-a breeding program?” Her voice was no more than a reedy exhale.
He looked down at his situationally unaware, mutinously throbbing cock once again and gave an ironic laugh.
“Ten points to Gryffindor for your impressive powers of recall.”
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He doesn’t want to hurt her, but Auror Draco Malfoy is tied to a chair, stripped, and dosed with a fertility potion. Hermione, also a prisoner, is forced down onto the blond wizard's cock by Fenrir Greyback himself, in an effort to repopulate the werewolf pack ranks. They are remarkably different in size, and Draco tries to stay very still as she gasps at the pain of him…even while the vice-like grip of her body around his dick makes him swell bigger.
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Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights by MagicOrMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2025
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Nominated Best of 'Soulmates/Magical Bonds,' 'Hogwarts Era,' and 'Dead Dove Me Harder' on 2025's Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
Draco Malfoy’s Ledger of Perceived Slights:
1. Hermione Granger remains an insufferable twat. Winning a war has done nothing to improve her personality.
2. Mudblood. Enough said.
3. That punch.
4. The shape of her mouth when she says the word, “Ferret.”
5. Her hair. It looks like it caught the blast-end of a Filibuster’s firework.
6. The way she struts around the castle like Dumbledore himself anointed her the Chosen One. Meanwhile, I’m stuck with a burning, bleeding reminder of my greatest failure on my arm...
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Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for eighth year.
Unfortunately for him, so is Hermione Granger.
So, during potion’s class—as Hermione flies through Advanced N.E.W.T-level Potions work—Draco makes lists, reminding himself of all the reasons he hates her…
And maybe a few reasons he doesn’t.
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Burnt Cake & Bigger Problems by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2025
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Hermione is having an existential crisis.
Tom is having a birthday.
So, like any emotionally-repressed-immortal-genius-with-a-unicorn-blood-addiction, he decides to fix the situation on his own terms.
Tom Riddle is a romantic, obsessed with his wife, and would do anything---anything---to fulfill her wishes to feel young again while *technically* still keeping his vow.
After all, love is about compromise, right...?
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Dark domesticity, age-gap immortality angst, and the sort of “gift” you only recognize for what it is when it’s far, far too late. But really, darling, you should know daddy doesn't always play fair.
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A Gentlemen's Game by MagicOrMayhem, TheSlytherInked
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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NOW COMPLETE
Draco Malfoy doesn't like to share. Especially when it comes to his new fiancée, Hermione Granger. Unfortunately for him, Tom Riddle couldn't give a microscopic fuck.
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“What’s your wager, Malfoy?” Tom interrupted Draco’s more lurid thoughts.
Draco bit back a scoff. “You actually want to bet something the first time you play?”
“Afraid you’ll lose to me like you do to Hermione?” The darkness in Tom’s eyes deepened as he glanced at the witch appraisingly.
“Please, I’m merely concerned you’ll be a sore loser. Not having much experience with it on the whole.” He smiled fawningly but gave it a bit of teeth. “The first time might sting.”
“Is that so?” His words were so low, Draco barely registered them. “Well, if you're so confident, Malfoy, let’s make this interesting.” Tom’s gaze pierced Hermione. “If I win, I get her. For the night.”
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Chloe led a perfectly ordinary life, and she was satisfied with her lot. She had friends and family, a hobby or two, and a decent job as a waitress. Things were fine. Until business magnate Jean Girardi noticed her, and nothing would ever be ordinary again.
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