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Sarcasm and Slytherin by orphan_account
Fandom Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2019
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Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Sep 2020
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“The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”
“I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”
Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.
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10 Jan 2026
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Third Time's the Charm by EvilDime
Fandoms: Home Alone (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Dec 2019
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Kidnapping a little boy for ransom should be easy. Of course, it might have been, had Lukas not picked those particular boys for his targets.
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07 Jan 2026
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07 Jan 2026
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Harry has always known he was a Squib child left with his aunt and uncle, and that his parents are still alive, and that he won’t receive a Hogwarts letter. What only he seems to know was that he has magic; it’s just wild and does what it wants and refuses to show up for most people who have tried to investigate it. Harry leaves the Dursleys’ house at eleven to go find a way to tame his magic, while his twin, David Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, starts his first year at Hogwarts.
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- Part 4 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2023
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06 Jan 2026