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Some Kind of Professional by snae_b for TawnyOwl95
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2023
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DON'T PAY THE
GUY WITH THE
BLUE GLASSES
HE DOESN'T
WORK HERE!!!
Crowley usually just takes a little off the top, but what kind of self-respecting hustler would he be if he passed up the opportunity to make a quick buck letting a pretty thing like that top him off?
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More by depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2025
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Crowley finally works up the courage to attend a kink night at one of the sex clubs in the city. He's open to just about anything happening, and he's cautiously optimistic that he might find someone to hook up with or who might possibly indulge him in one of his deepest curiosities: impact play.
Almost immediately his eye is drawn to a far corner where there sits a wooden, partially padded St Andrew’s Cross and the man standing next to it. Crowley doesn’t consciously choose that corner as his first destination, but he’s heading there in any case, the feeling of eyes, both curious and appraising, landing on him from all angles as he goes.
When he comes to a stop in front of the X frame, he dips his chin in greeting, trying to think of something to say that isn’t completely idiotic or worse—
— but the man, looking up at him with a serene sort of expression, beats Crowley to it.
“Good evening, my dear,” he says, smiling in a way that touches the edges of Crowley’s fluttering heart, sweet but not too sweet. “I’m Aziraphale; I’ve not seen you here before, I don’t think. May I shake your hand?”
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Crowley didn’t usually approach people in his favourite haunt Eden bar. Looking like he did, he didn’t need to, frankly. He just smiled at whoever he fancied, and they’d usually saunter right over.
Sometimes he made an exception – like for the insanely gorgeous man that was definitely a first-time visitor. Crowley watched him, entirely unsubtle. Watched the flex of his fingers around a whiskey glass, watched the tap of his other hand on a book. Reading in a bar shouldn’t have been sexy, but it was.
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“Thank you.” He said in a smooth, deep voice. “But no, thank you.”
“Er, what?” He stammered, confused.
The smile widened. “Thank you for the drink. No thank you for the implication.” He said.
Crowley blinked, not understanding. “Huh?”
The other man sighed. “My dear, surely you’ve been rejected before?”
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The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Anathema Device-Pulsifer, Practical Occultist (with apologies to her descendants) as interpreted by Newton Device-Pulsifer (with apologies to his ancestors) by Dragonfire42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Nov 2025
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Anathema's first memory of the future came the day she burned the book...
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Crowley, sometimes lets Aziraphale drive.
Series
- Part 38 of One Hundred Words
- Part 97 of The Ineffable Tales - Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)