MiraculouslyDumb
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- Batman - All Media Types (3)
- Red Robin (Comics) (3)
- DCU (Comics) (1)
- Robin (Comics) (1)
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And the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can’t replace by TimmyAnxiolytics (MiraculouslyDumb)
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics), Robin (Comics)
15 Mar 2024
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“Authorities discovered CEO of Wayne Enterprise, Tim Drake’s, body in the Gotham Harbor near the Gotham Docks earlier this afternoon. The investigation is still ongoing, but authorities speculate-“
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Tim dies and the rest of the family deals with it.
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Drowning Sorrows by TimmyAnxiolytics (MiraculouslyDumb)
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU, Batman - All Media Types
06 Dec 2023
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“A sudden downpour of water brought Tim’s attention up to the sky. It was beginning to rain again, but Tim made no move to search for shelter.
Maybe it wasn’t curiosity that brought him to the bar. Maybe, just maybe, somewhere deep in his conscience he was hoping someone could just end it all for him. Maybe that’s why he refused to fight back at the end. Maybe it’s why he’d drink his days away.”
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Tim Drake is suicidal and a drunk
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I Can See, But Once I Was Blind by MiraculouslyDumb
Fandoms: DCU, Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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“Fuck,” he hissed in pain. There was a hole. A hole in his stomach. Not just any hole, a hole as big as someone would get from being stabbed repeatedly.
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yuna hollander f*cks around and finds out by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.
She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?
He was naked.
She screamed.
“Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”
Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.
“Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.
“Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.
Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.
(yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)
Series
- Part 10 of ways they didn't find out
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17 Feb 2026
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Ilya likes when Hollander is around, he really does. But this is different. This is him taking an unprecedented layover in the city Ilya’s staying in for a game. This is Shane Hollander pulling an expressly non-Shane Hollander move. And that’s the type of thing that fucks Ilya up if he lets himself think about it too hard. So he doesn’t think about it. He fucks Hollander and it’s great as usual and everything is fine.
And then both their flights get canceled due to a blizzard.
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don't leave me this way by frenchleaves
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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The sound of joy has begun to settle down into a tense silence, some muttering and asking about what was going on.
“Be careful with his head,” Hayes is saying, voice thick with something. It is disturbing to see him so serious. Bood nods, and starts moving a lump out of the seat.
Ilya raises an eyebrow, confused. “Who is passed out in my seat?”
That is when Ilya finally sees what Bood and Hayes are crowding over. It is himself, his own body, passed out and slumped against the seat in the row in front of him. There is a worrying amount of blood coming out of his nose and a cut by the back of his head. Head wounds are terribly dramatic, but Ilya feels worried about this one. Mainly because he’s floating around like a ghost.
ilya gets hit on the head during the emergency landing in Tampa and thus begins his week-long stint as a ghost. whatever bad thing that can happen, the proceeds to do so. it's definitely not fun for ilya, and definitely not fun for shane either.
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The Room to Wait by destiny_rules
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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Shane swore as he saw the contact and swiped the call button. “What the fuck Rozanov.”
A few seconds passed before a female voice cracked on the line. “Jane?”
Cold dread flooded Shane’s insides. He fought the urge to hang up, but he didn’t reply either.
“Listen. Okay, listen” She said with an accent like Ilya’s, and a quiver in her voice. “There’s been an accident. Ilya-.” She falters on his name. “He’s in a bad way, I don’t—know anybody in Montreal. I think maybe, uh. I don’t know what to do, I know about you and Ilya and I think you should be here. I need to not be the only one Ilya knows here.”
Shane stopped existing for a few minutes before something kicked in and he robotically replied to the voice. “Where is he?”
Ilya is gravely injured in a car accident in Montreal. Svetlana and Shane have to be there for each other as his life hangs in the balance.
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30 Jan 2026
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A memory loss fic where Shane gets hit hard in the head and wakes up in the hospital. He thinks he is 27, sneaking around with Ilya and still in the closet, only to learn that they are married.
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Tears spilled down his mother's cheeks. “No, honey, you’re not twenty seven. You're twenty nine. Almost thirty.”
Shane snorted. “That can’t—”
“It is, sweetheart. And Ilya is…”
She glanced at the door where two large shadows stood just beyond the frosted glass window. The shorter one embraced the much, much taller one.
Shane’s heart started beating frantically in his chest. His head pounded as he tried to take in what he was hearing, tried to process what the fuck his mother was saying to him.
“Ilya,” he squeaked. “Ilya is what?”
“Ilya is your husband.”