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    “A flower?” Frodo asks

    Thorin chuckles, and Bilbo wants to dig his head further into his pillows. No, better, he wants the ground to swallow him so he doesn't ever have to be seen again, and he won't ever have to hear Thorin laugh like that ever again.

    “A flower.” Thorin smiles. Oh dear. Bilbo is having heart palpitations. Or just a heart attack.

    “.. That's very anti.. Anti..” The faunt looks at Bilbo with such wide eyes, he can't help but help him along.

    “Anti-climactic.”

    “Mhm!”

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    After Frodo eats a nasty mushroom that almost kills him, Bilbo must travel back to Erebor after years spent away from the mountain to try and save his poor nephew. It doesn't go as smoothly as he had planned, though he supposes that nothing really does for him.

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    After it is all finished and the dust has cleared from the air, Kili is the only one left standing from the house of Durin.

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    Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.

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  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    “The door remained hidden and the air was cold, lapping at him like waves in the distant seas of songs. The shadow enveloped him with a father’s tenderness. The world was slowly waking up. He was soaked to the bone, and the sun shone weakly upon his brow. Thorin Oakenshield was alive.”

    Against all odds, Thorin survives the Battle of the Five Armies. Bilbo, grappling with his feelings, decides to stay in Erebor. But when the magical ring he’s been keeping secret starts whispering to him in the night, Bilbo knows he must heed its call. Thorin follows him, haunted by a strange vision. A second journey, a kingdom’s rebirth and many terrible truths await them under the mountain…

    Written as part of the Acorns & Oak Leaves WIP Round-Up event | With art by Rutobuka ⊹ ࣪ ˖

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    After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo isn't sure of his welcome in the mountain, and thus returns to the Shire as soon as he can. Somewhat to his surprise, Ori goes with him -- but it turns out Ori has his own reasons for leaving Erebor behind. Well, Bilbo's quite used to being the talk of the Shire.

    The line of Durin might suffer of thick skulls, but fortunately Kíli is less stubborn than his uncle and brother, and decides to fix things, even if that means taking his newlywed wife for a ride all the way to the Shire and beyond. Of course, he doesn't yet know what he'll see there -- but he does know how to fix things. Even if it means giving up his claim to the throne.

    (Let's not kid ourselves -- that's his favourite part.)

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