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    “Does being around children for the entire day make you want to read shit that they couldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?”

    Robb can’t help it – he laughs at that, and doesn’t even bother to keep it down.

    “Maybe that’s part of it,” he admits, and then Theon excuses himself because he’s seeing a regular driving his way and Robb gets into the house and up the stairs and wondering if he could get away with asking the guy out for coffee without looking like he has the wrong intentions.

    Whichever wrong intentions can someone have in this situation, but he’s plenty sure that if you’re doing sex work for a living and trying to get through university at the same time you probably aren’t interested in relationships, and Robb is definitely not ever going to pay someone he wants to sleep with for that – the last thing he’d want would be for Theon to think that it was headed there all along.

    He’s never going to tell anyone he’s related to that he might be in the process of maybe falling for the hooker working on the corner next to his house.

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    When Robb is awoken by Theon's screaming, he crawls back down to the floor.

     

    “He's going to find me,” Theon cries into Robb's arm. “And he'll ask me my name, and if I get it wrong, he'll take even more fingers. Maybe even my hands, or something else.”

     

    It occurs to Robb that he hasn't told Theon of Ramsay's execution. “He's dead,” Robb tsays. “The day I took back Winterfell, he was executed on the spot. His head is on a spike next to his fathers. We can go and see it in the morning.”

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  3. Rec 94

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    “Are you yanking my noble pizzle? I am a Lord, I do not share.”

    Hans’s voice rang out louder than he had meant to, disbelief and outrage seeping through. The man before him regarded him with tired eyes. Clearly, he had known this was coming and did not have the energy or patience to deal with it. Zizka leaned back in his chair before answering.

    “We’re all nobles here, Sir Hans. It doesn’t change the reality that we are besieged and there are more of us trapped in here than there are beds available. Even Pisek is sharing a bed and you’ll be no exception.”

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    Or there was only one bed throughout the whole schudol siege because I love cliché tropes and had a vivid dream and now here we are.

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    It was Henry’s duty, to come and help out his liege in any way that he was able. It had been a great honor bestowed upon him, when months ago, the powerful Lord of Skalitz had offered to take him under his tutelage as his squire.

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    Tyrion almost couldn’t imagine Father doing any of it. Except that it had worked, which justified all things.

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