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    “What's there to not understand?! You love that man! I’ve never seen you more in love with anyone! And you just wanna throw all that away, right after you got it back?!”

    “You think I wanna do this?” Oscar asked out of breath, sounding too cold. He couldn't play along this time. He was so fucking done.

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    Or, famous Actor Lando Norris gets very mixed up in a murder case, and it's up to NCA Agent Oscar Piastri to figure it all out in time. Too bad that he happened to fall for the one he meant to protect while also trying to overcome his past trauma while also failing to do the only thing he knew how to do: Stay rational.

    Warnings for the entire fic include: Panic attacks, Mentions of sexual abuse, sexual assult, depression, graphic-ish depcitions of violence

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    The cake had been small, just a slab of chocolate with a single candle stuck in the center. They’d passed it around, laughing, snapping blurry photos that wouldn’t see the light of social media. Esteban had blown the candle out hours ago, his half eaten slice still sat in front of him, forgotten.

    That was the last moment of peace.

    The drop came without warning.

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    12 Oct 2025

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    Riko's latest bird crash lands in Wymack's boundary. This raven, of course, becomes Andrew's problem to deal with.

    But Neil Josten has plenty of secrets hiding underneath Riko's curse, and Andrew finds it might just be worth unravelling them all.

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Sometime after being tortured in the basement of his childhood home and a spider bite that turned his new life upside down, Neil stops running and starts swinging instead. He tries not to regret his decision when a seemingly invulnerable mercenary starts breaking down every wall he's ever built.

    Or: Neil is Spider-Man, Andrew is Deadpool, and people only assume Spider-Man doesn’t kill because Neil is very good at hiding bodies.

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    08 Apr 2024