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Seokjin is twenty-three and living his best life. He doesn’t want to deal with negative bullshit like his uptight neighbour’s unsolicited comments on how he’s actually a hot mess. Namjoon, meanwhile, is thirty-nine, stressed trying to get tenure, and does not want to listen to his twink-neighbour’s sex parties.
Too bad they’re desperate to fuck each other.
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Bookmarked by Nugglet
09 May 2026
