Numptyism



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    Derek's had a rough few days.

    Weeks?

    Whatever, he's safe now that this giant angry helmet guy has saved him.
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    UPDATE: A one-shot no more!
    Updates glacial but it's several chapters deep now, just needs minor editing
    Oct 20 2022: still working on it, WIP. I open this often and need to write myself out of a corner with where I want to go vs where its taking me

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    Post Olympic gold medal win, Matthew shows up at Connor McDavid's hotel room door. Only Connor isn't alone; Leon is also there.

    Together, they put Matthew's little prize to good use.

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    “He's got my mouth guard,” Matthew says, trying to wiggle free and get it back. Kreider gives him one last acidic look and throws the mouth guard into the stands. Matthew's mouth hangs open as some flicker of recognition passes between them. Something hot and twisted and shameful and alive that Matthew is oh so familiar with. 

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    29 May 2025

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    Screeching

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    29 May 2025

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    Gnarhahahahahahaha

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    The NHL has had supernatural beings in its ranks since its inception. Not that it advertised this, and players in the 80s and 90s were forced to hide their true nature or risk being ostracised. However, times change, and most of the wolves, vamps, and assorted creatures are widely accepted by the fans, what with their growing numbers among the general populace. No one questioned their right to play, supernatural abilities aside. It’s not like fangs or antlers gave you an advantage at stick handling. Mostly, they just made wearing mouthguards and helmets uncomfortable.

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