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  1. Rec *

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    Tyrion almost couldn’t imagine Father doing any of it. Except that it had worked, which justified all things.

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    27 Dec 2025

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    A human. It was a real, living, breathing human. When was the last time he saw a human? It had to have been just before Earth’s destruction. Trillions—no, quintillions—of years had passed since Earth was consumed by the Sun, and yet here was a human, alive and well. A human, standing there before him under a soft, blue sky.

    Earth. He was back on Earth.

    The Master of Death couldn't help it. He laughed.

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    Left in darkness at the end of time, the Master of Death had been waiting for Death to finally reap his old soul. That is, at least, until he fell through a black hole's event horizon and woke up in Petunia Dursley's garden.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Draco Malfoy died at the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione saw it happen. So why is he in her bedroom when she's just trying to sleep (and more generally, have the best eighth year possible)?

    Also under consideration: does he have to look at her Like That™️?

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    In which Incubus Draco really needs Hermione to take his virginity (it's not a ploy! he swears!) and he's not leaving her or her books alone until she agrees. Full of bawdy jokes, accidental soul bonds, and happy endings.

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    22 Nov 2025

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    An alternate universe where Voldemort never heard a specific prophecy and triumphed in the First Wizarding War, dismantling the Ministry of Magic and seizing control over magical Britain. The Order of the Phoenix was destroyed, and Albus Dumbledore fell early in the fight, leaving no one strong enough to challenge the Dark Lord’s rule. The Statute of Secrecy remains intact, but Voldemort’s shadow reaches into the Muggle world. The Ministry now serves him, Hogwarts trains the next generation of Death Eaters, and Muggleborns have been nearly wiped out—or so Voldemort thinks.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    Ineluctable- that which cannot be escaped, resisted, or turned aside; the pull of fate itself.

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    03 Nov 2025