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    "What's his name?" The brute asks out of nowhere.

    "Wh… what???" The old one questions cautiously.

    "The runt. What's his name?"

    "It doesn't have a name." The bitch scoffs. "It's known as the treasure of Theseus, from the scripts."

    "Theseus… that will do. Tommy for short.” The blood god decides.

    She stares at him like he's grown a second head. The seconds stretch out, the tension palatable in the air.

    "Forgive me, my Lord. But that name is sacred, not fitting of that- that decoration! It doesn't need a name, it-"

    "No, you aren't forgiven. " The monster snaps, cutting her off.

    Or///
    A golden Piglet from the Aether finds himself sacrificed to the monster of all brutes, The Blood God.

    Techno has scammed these suckers for years now. But now they want him to eat a baby? Really? Jokes on them. His runt now

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    The undead child doesn't realize he's being turned till his lips brush against- red. A pulse. He's so HUNGRY, he's striking before he can think.

    The fangs land true, and Tommy's mind fogs as sweet, fresh blood pools in his mouth. It's different then human blood, he can feel the magic crackling through him. It sings through his fangs, through his veins.

    It's not everything he needs, but fuck. It's red, it's blood. The child whines needly, taking another greedy pull.

    "Easy there, little mate. I know you're starved, but go slow. It's not going anywhere." Phil the hunter grunts, pain clear in his voice.

    "Let me help." Techno offers, sending dread down the child's spine.

    Shit, he can't stop. Techno is going to make him stop. Oh shit, no no no. His gums are sore and raw. It hurts when people try to pry open his mouth. It's locked into place, he can't help it.

    /////

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    Tommy, a color eating vampire, is sold to the local monster hunters. Luckily for him, these undercover werewolves have their own definition of monster. And it's not a six year old vampire pup who keeps eating his blue crayons

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    "Phil. That isn't a true Demon." Techno suddenly states, sending jolts of ice down Tommy's spine.

    The child's wings flare in panic, four fists grabbing handfuls of green shirt. He's bluffing, he has to be, he-

    "He grew arms, with the Demon suppressant charm still on. Most likely a Cherub, or in this case…” The Angel begins to finish, evidently not bluffing.

    "An IMP!" The Angel of Death gasps out excitedly, like it’s the most exciting news he’s heard in decades.

    Like he can’t wait to tear open a present. Or a person… Tommy shrieks fearfully. They know. Shit. He's going to be eaten. SHIT.

    ////

    OR: Tommy, an Imp, is at the mercy of two Angel torturers who possess an illegal amount of free will, the keys to a suburban household, and a longing for a mortal life. They’ve decided to drag Tommy into their plans.

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