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  1. Summary

    In this series of crack-fic snapshots, the Dragon Ball canon is tossed out the window in favor of a house-cat-sized lizard with the power to rewrite reality.

    The peace of the Briefs' household is shattered when a Primordial Weaver—a creature Beerus fears more than an empty stomach—decides to stalk Trunks across the galaxy and claim his head as a permanent nesting spot. Forget being the God of Destruction; Beerus’s legendary ego takes a back seat to survival as he treats the tiny dragon like a ticking time bomb, preferably from a safe distance behind the nearest Saiyan.

    This series is neither canon-compliant, nor remotely serious, and is absolutely full of OOC behaviors and logic-defying antics. Written purely for comedic absurdity.

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